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What's up Chit Talkers,

Sorry for the extended intermission but the wait is over. Are you ready to tell the world what GRINDS YOUR GEARS or check out the friendly fire between Miranda Hobbs and Bitchplease '08? Well Firefly, H2O and myself are ready to get back on the grind and hit you with a question of the day "QOTD" to keep you coming back sharing thoughts that may bring us together or respectfully divide us as we share our opinions.

Official re-launch date information will follow soon..

Let's get ready to Talk Chit!!!!!!

Astologically Speaking

Astrology is the science of the soul. Have relationship issues, need to get the attention of that new cutie you been peepin out? Let Professor Grey help. In the comments portion post your question and watch Professor Grey heal you mind. What do you have to lose except for the dilemma you came here with? Try me out...

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Take A Bow

The world has been hanging on to the edge of their seats to put the missing pieces together to the physical ending of celeb couple Chris Brown and Rihanna. As of yet, the story hasn't been fully disclosed. Although speculations and gossip blogs are off chain with accusations that either Rihanna spread herpes to Brown or by the fact the she lost it when Mr. "Never the right time to say goodbye" said hello to a late nite booty call.

Could this relationship have possibly been headed towards splitsville and Rihanna pulled a Lynn Whitfield (Actress from Thin Line) out of spite to sabotage Chris' career or is it just to say that not only is Rihanna the poster child for Gucci 2009 campaign , but also Herpes Awareness, Wrap It Up and Battered Women?

Would you jeopardize a person's career for breaking up with you...or would you beat a person for giving you a communicable disease?

ARE YOU CHRIS BROWN OR RIHANNA?

Deuce 1 The Rules of Gay Swagger

As I said before I now know exactly what to look for in a suitable partner. You see the man for me is a complex individual. He must show affection, but not too much. He must love to love but not become too needy. He must be strong, and gentle, loving yet firm, and most of all, sensual and not sexual as there is a difference, and truth be told, 50% of the population has no idea what that difference is.

Unfortunately in my search for a partner I have went through multitudes of soldiers. Until I found the category I LOVED. STRAIGHT MEN!! You see, I have to be friends with anyone I decide to "take down" and since I have no desire at all to befriend any more HOMO men (The friends I have are QUITE enough and sometimes, even they are put on notice) straight men, have the exact chemical and genetic make-up that I crave. Unfortunately for me they usually come attached to a female. Now make no mistake I have a strict rule. If I know your girl, you are safe, as I believe it is totally unfair to bewitch a friend's man. I mean when you think about it its unfair anyway, but if you know the union first hand, for me its kinda hard for me to swallow. I have bewitched a many soldiers, all were nice men, that for some reason always hooked up with a female that wasn't exactly complimentary. She would be unfair, overbearing, and just a down right bitch. (Tip ladies, if you are a female that is extremely hard to please, do know that I am what most call the clean up man.) I am the reason your man has romantic ideas to please you. I put the understanding of femininity in his psyche. I am the one who rests his soul in my lap and tell him that he is indeed a King. Make no mistake men, I am also the one teaching your girl how to love you, how to please you, and best of all, how to keep you. I am a love techincian. If Cupid is "Sales" I am "Custumer Service." I should charge you fools for my services, the marriages I have saved severely outweigh the unions I have interfered in. Still today, I continue to weave enchantments that balance out love and hate in hetrosexual nuptials or relationships. In return for my services usually my soldiers massage me with statements much like "Damn I wish my girl would do this like that..." or "Man if you was a woman you would be the REAL DEAL..." When I am told this usually there is only one reply you should have. Smile softly and think calmly to yourself ..."Gotcha"

Stay Tuned for the 10 rules to capturing and keeping a straight man of your own.....

Deuce 1 The Rules of Gay Swagger

Well its Sunday and although I have never talked with you before I feel we are OLD friends. My name is Blue. I have loved many times before and felt the joys and the pain that it has to offer. I have experiencd both female and male companionship, however, I find that after intercourse, the female companion becomes less and less interesting and more like a fruit fly. You wanna swat it, but for some reason you allow it to fly past your face, get on your nerves and become a nuisance. I have never been able to understand why that is. I mean, in my younger days I credited myself as being a pimp. "Love 'em and leave em" I would say to myself. But as I grew older, I knew that something was "abstract." It wasn't until my 8th year in public school that I knew that something was different, knew that my life would be altered forever. I was sitting in my chair trying to makes sense of the prep work for the US Constitution exam, when a young guy by the name of Mr Smith, found the need to make sure my guess shirt was authentic by looking at the inside tag. As he flipped my collar his fingers brushed against my neck and a chill went down my spine and shook the very core of my being. I had never felt this when girl touched me, and was really bothered my the fact that the bumps on my arm continued to chill down my leg. It was official, I was attracted to guys, "dammit how in the hell did I let this shit happen!" I said to myself, and thus started a confusing career of sexual frustration.

Today I am adult male and I know exactly what kind of guy I want to date. I don't like the "smother love" and I am not in the social class that I would prefer at this time in life so I can't commit to a serious same sex relationship. I am not too fond of FULL on intercourse with men so once I get into a relationship, its only a matter of time before my tricks and treats run out and I have to give in to the temptations of my partners so I stay away from relationships with gay guys, however, I have urges, needs, desires that need to be fulfilled. Everyone needs love and affection and that feeling doesn't leave just because your taste buds have changed. I have never been attracted to feminine guys, but since I wasn't your average flame broiled whopper that was the only kind of soldier that was attracted to me. As you can probably guess I spent ALOT of time disappointing people. As scorpio if I am not attracted to the target, FULLY, my body doesn't respond to the advances of others, cliff notes version, if you aint what I want, we can't do shit!! So in essence I am kinda picky and selfish and with good reason, because once I set my sights on a worthy adversary, the ride that they are taken on is one they will enjoy for hundreds of lifetimes.

Dont forget to click the title link and stay tuned for another episode of "Deuce 1 The Rules of Gay Swagger...."

Astrologically Speaking

Astrology is the scientific code to the soul. Got a question about a relationship a friendship, or any random situation. Try the Professors Grey and Xtra. What have you got to lose besides the problem you came here with. Don't forget to click the title link!!

Guess Who's Back

Well you guys I know it has been a while but H2O is back!! I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME THANGS and I am pleased to announce the the end of my struggle may be near!! Today I watched the Inaug of President Obama (Damn it feels good to say that!!) and it gave me an entire different sense of awareness. My favorite line of his speech is when he says "..we will extend a hand if you unclench your fist..." Very powerful words!!! I have missed all of you terribly. I am not sure where Firefly and Airforce 1 are in this electronic cosmos, but if you two are out there lets get this show back on the road!!

I have spoken with Miranda Hobbs and she is ready to again provide the matrix with her witty suggestions, also Professor Grey has been working on up close and personal projects since he has recently fell in love. So with that said, lets get this back up and running. There is a reason why our friends were green about this site!! Lets keep that shade consistant!!!

YES WE CAN, AND WE DID, NOW WE WILL!!!!!