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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Grinds My Gears in dedication to Peter Griffin

"You know what really Grinds My Gears, when you are receiving oral sex, and the person has finally gotten into the correct groove conducive for ejaculation and they stop and look up at you, smiling, with that "you like that" look on their face. I mean c'mon it took you decades to find the ULTIMATE combination of grab, fondle, and slurp and now you want to stop and look at me. What the hell are you looking at? KEEP GOING ALREADY!! And people is what Grinds My Gears!"

Tell me what are some of the things about relationships and/or sex that pisses you off. When they kiss you do their teeth scratch your top lip? Does it bother you when someone kisses you in the mouth directly after being oral? What America, what really grinds your gears?!! Please click the title for a better understanding of what Grinding Gears should entail.

180 comments:

Knowitall said...

I hate when a guy kisses me on the cheek and leaves a gallon of slob on my cheek!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck!!!!!!! I hate when a negro skips foreplay and dives right in swish swish!!!! I hate and nigga that give you 3licks and comes up like he jus did some sh@@!!!!!!!!!!! don't get me started don't even get me started!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You know what really Grinds My Gears? When a man feels thinks that the jackhammer approach means that you are beating it up. What am I an unpaved street that needs repair. Why the hell are you humping like all get out, and who in the hell told you that you were beating it up? The shit is uncomfortable and just because I am saying ouch doesn't mean your shit is big and you are tearing my box apart. Find a rhythm clown!! And that my friends is what really grinds my gears!

H2O said...

No please know it all, expand on what grinds your gears? LMAO, that is what this is for!!

Anonymous said...

You know what really grinds my gears? The term that straight men have adopted "Man that's gay!" I have 3 play nephews, all best friends, that say that shit all the time. They can be playing the video game Madden and their football player will miss that game winning touchdown and they will scream "Man that's gay!!" WHAT THE FUCK, what does men sleeping with men, and women sleeping with women have to do with your sorry ass video game skills.You freaks are the the SAME niggas that will fall asleep on my couch, TOGETHER, blowed out of your mind and yall french braided around each other like yall just got through giving each other the pounding of a lifetime, but that aint gay!! And that is what Grinds my gears!!!

Knowitall said...

I absolutely hate a quick nigga!!!! I hate a nigga that gots hair growing out of his nipples!!!!!!eeeewwwwwwwwwwEEEWWWWW! O yes bp I know all too well about the jackhammer!!!!!!!!

Knowitall said...

What I hate most is when a nigga tell you he ain't got a your girl/bitch until after you have f@@@@ and sucked him and then stared really likeing the bastard!!!! That makes you wanna kill a nigga

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

@ BP08 let the church say amen!

Anonymous said...

Girl don't get me started on niggas....

Knowitall said...

@bp08 I know right!!!!!!!!!!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

A bad kisser is a deal breaker.

Knowitall said...

OOOOOOOOOO I almost forgot I hatez a nigga with a wittle penis!!!!!!

H2O said...

You know what grinds my gears. A female with the "don't mess up my hair" attitude during sex! She just too pretty to do any damn thing. I mean are you expecting the papparozzi anytime soon? Who the hell are you trying to impress. If I grab your hair then broad GO WITH IT!! I have sex with every fiber of my being, meaning my entire body is involved not just my mid section, so if I grab your hair just receive it and shut up!!

Anonymous said...

You know what grinds my gears? A nigga who always trying to take you on free dates like walks in the park, the lake front, an art gallery, u know shit like that!!!! It's cool the first time but damn can't u take me somewhere and spend a little doe nigga!

Anonymous said...

How you gon hate him for something he has no control over Knowitall?!! LOL Having a little penis is like a birth defect, it cant' be helped!! LMAO!!

Knowitall said...

@ h20 I loooooooooooooooove for a man to pull my hair lol !!!!!

Anonymous said...

aww Anon? Feeling a little inadequate because the price tag of your date is bull and void. Why isn't the company and having a good time enough?

Knowitall said...

Lmmfao @ bpo8 then they should be made to wear signs so I can know to avoid their azz!!!!!!!!!!!!

H2O said...

and I love to PULL IT, now-a-days and because of yesterdays topic I hope I don't pull to hard and I got a 16 inch yacky in my hands...LOL

Anonymous said...

I said the first time is cool but yo ass is not fena keep free dating me!!!!!! C'mon nigga spend a little of that doe!!!!!!!!

Knowitall said...

lmmfao @ h20

Anonymous said...

Look Anon #1 and Anon#2 Y'al really need get a name before y'all start to argue because I need to follow to see who side imma be on. Right now I'm riding with Anon#1 who said we tired of thce sheap dates.

SHit click "NAME/URL" be anybody you want. No sign up. Don't let us make up y'all name.

Anonymous said...

and what will that do? Him spending his money says what to you? That he is a good person, that he will be a good husband and father? You know that really "Grinds My Gears" women who feel like you aint the one because you haven't spent any money. What happens later down the line, when money is tight as it always does? Are you disatisfied because the nigga you have "befriended" is so used to taking you someplace nice, and spending that paper, that now he has NO CLUE how to please you because he's broke? Meanwhile your friend who is dating the cultured and imaginative person is never bored and now that her man's 3 dimensional character is recognized monetarily, he has the creativity and the money to show her an exquistite time while you sitting at home waiting for you rman to spend some more money.

Anonymous said...

Thanks atari!!!!!!! I cannot go on another free date I'm sorry you only getz 1/2 free dates with me hell!!!

Anonymous said...

aww nintendo, I just rectified that...

Anonymous said...

you better say that Atari cus if I make up a name it will be so clever it will stick.... Trust me

Anonymous said...

Why can't he take me on a nice dinner date every once and a while? Why can't he take me out and be 3 dimensional??????

Anonymous said...

I see Imma have to repeat my quote for both Anon's since I don;t know who is who..."DONT COME HOME WITH YOUR ASS WET AND YOUR POCKETS DRY".

Knowitall said...

You know character only gets yo azz so far sometimes a b@@@@ needs to be take to a nice restaurant or sumn!!!

Knowitall said...

When the money runs out so do I!!!!! (I'm only kidding)

Anonymous said...

They aint figured out a name yet? Im finna name 'em. They got one minute to get it together.

Anonymous said...

Been out sick for a couple of days yall but check it.

You know what really Grinds My Gears? Men who feel that their money is the answer to all life's problems. They have this attitude like, in the immortal words of Nino Brown from New Jack City "cancel this bitch I'll buy another one!" Negro please, I have my own money, and any man I am dating is only leasing or renting with option to buy. You think landlords are upset when someone decides to stop renting an apartment. UMMM NO!! They just rent to someone else! As a matter of fact, those are the type of men that get evicted out of my penthouse....

Anonymous said...

I am anon #1

Anonymous said...

they have found a name, one of them was clever enough to put #2 behind their name? OOOHH that was a mind bender right?

I agree Atari, take me out, show me some bright lights and fancy cars. I mean I don't make adamant claims about how I need to be taken out. That is just how I was raised. When I was little once a week (Saturdays mostly) my father would take us someplace called "no place special" We had no plans, no destination, but we would get in the car and drive. We always ended up in some fancy situation, but intial initiative is what was the BEST part!!

Anonymous said...

so Miranda that herpes finally caught up with you huh?

Anonymous said...

You know what grinds my gears? Women who sleep with other people's man it's like he told you he got a girl go find your own man!

Knowitall said...

Well back in my hay day the best man was somebody else's man!!!!!!!! F@@@ him and send him on his way and let his girlfriend worry about all the cheating,lying and emotional anguish!!!

Anonymous said...

yes unfortunately so BP08, that's the last time I do a 3 some with you!!

Anonymous said...

you know what else grinds my gears dreamgirl, the women who get mad at the OTHER woman, for sleeping with the taken man, as if she pushed him down and MADE him screw her..

Baby I have been in situations where I have had to tell someone's wife exactly that!!

Boo there is NO such thing as competition for what is ALREADY yours!! If you have a cheating man, the OTHER WOMAN is the last person you deal with, she could give a fuck less what you are talking about, I sends them right back to their sorry bastard ass man, and tell them, bitch get yo shit together and get outta my face....

Anonymous said...

AMEN BP08!!!

oh sorry that was my tourette syndrome!! I ahd that same situation with a guy before and his wife called me. I read her for a complete 20 minutes. I told her "bitch you must be fat, cus only fat girls would have enough nerve to call a MAN about her husband and tell that man to leave her husband alone!"

How dumb do you sound? "Sir could you please leave my man alone!" Girl if he here apparently he wants something meatier than the fish you serving for dinner...

Anonymous said...

Dreamgirl why is "Yo MAN" entertaining other girls. Ever think about that? Not saying that you are lacking something but, if you keep taking him back everytime he cheats then get used to it. He will only do what you allow. So I suggest you shorten his leash and find out what's making him want to dip off.

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

LMAO at Miranda & BP08. I swear I love Y'all.

Anonymous said...

Anon#2 are you serious Anonymous#2.. girl get an alter ego, be Superman or some shit.

Anonymous said...

amen Atari!!! That is what I was saying, women yall gotta wisen up, A wise man (Professor Grey) once told me that a MAN will never make changes ina relationship that he is satisfied in, and if YOU have a problem then YOU have to make a change!! If cussing out the OTHER woman is all the punsihment you gon give out, why should he care?

Miranda I wouldn't do a threesome with your raggedy ass if Wil Smith was the other body in question!! Well... I'm sure I'd find a way to have you kidnapped and held for a ransom of 35 cents and a mobile card. Just apply that vagisil, and it should clear up, that is what your husband told me he did....

H2O said...

so do I AF1!! I would love to get both of them in a wrestling ring, fill it with Chocolate Pudding and let them slap each other repeatedly..

Anonymous said...

LMAFAO @ the Link in the title? Did yall click the title link of this blog!!! I love Family Guy!!!

Bp08, Ugh never mind, I can't say anything that I haven't already said, you're one dimensional and yesterdays insults can still apply today....

Anonymous said...

Too bad I cannot say the same for you Miranda, your insults vary from day to day, much like your triangle odor...

and H2O I would I woudl fold Miranda up.!! She'd be a chocolate covered pretzel when I got done.. A Salty one, cus you know she don't bathe, that's why she is itching now...

Anonymous said...

@ atari I mean men cheat no matter what you do! I not about to start all over with some new nigga and let that side bitch have him hell to the naw! Men find their own reasons to cheat weather you're a good girlfriend/not. Most me cheat because of their own insecurities!

Knowitall said...

Amen BP08!!!!! If you knw yo man is a hoe please don't call,text,or comfort me because I'm gonna go hard!!!!!! You and yo nigga is gonna hate my azz!!!!!!!!!

Knowitall said...

@ I do not involve myself in love triangles if my man is cheating the other b@@@@ can have his azz!!!!!!! All that well I ain't leaving him alone. The only person that wins in that situation is the nigga

Anonymous said...

"not about to start all over with some new nigga and let that side bitch have him hell to the naw!"

AWWWW dreamgirl, why would you want to keep a cheating insecure man? You should want more for yourself than that. Let that dumb bnitch have him, any girl who gets with a married man is karmically bound to get it back? Why are women so in a rush to take the place of the wife who gets cheated on? Do you think that yo triangle is better and will keep him at bay! He's a CHEATER!! Its what he does!!

Anonymous said...

We'll if you're not going to leave then it shouldn't gring your gears. You choose not to find someone who you deserve out of contentment. Smile and accept whatever bullshit & STDs he brings your way. My nigga aint going to do what he wants to do regardless. If my dude gets caught cheating the consequences will be so bad from my end that he will think twice before he does it again. If not he got to go. I LOVE ME. Learn to love you and not be railroaded literallty and figuratively by your boo.

Anonymous said...

That was for dreamgirl that keep getting cheated on. Must not be that dreamy.

Anonymous said...

well her name is dreamgirl Atari, I mean that says loads about her outlook on life, only in her dreams will she find a man who cares that you have cussed out his dip on the side....

Anonymous said...

@ atari First of all I am all that a man should need but it's not my fault if he has insecurities or a short attention span! I mean he does really love me no doubt but he just happens to feel the need to dip off and when he's ready he's going to make a good father and a good husband he's just not ready yet and he would never bring me anything home!

Anonymous said...

well if being "cheated on" and being "cheated with" are the only 2 options I'll take cheating with the man so I know my options for $200 Alex...

Anonymous said...

FYI Miranda I don't cuss of any side dips! I'm just saying if a man tells you he has a girl why can't you love yourself enough to not wanna be a sideline Ho!!! Is all I'm saying!

Anonymous said...

and how long have you been telling yourself that dreamgirl? Knowitall, Atari, BP08, would you please school this girl!!!

Number one, good men are not MADE they are BORN!! I'm not saying that people cannot change but they have to initially have GOOD in them. i understand the whole "he's not ready yet" but then why would you be if he is not?

Anonymous said...

same reason why you can't love yourself enought to refuse to be CHEATED ON dreamgirl. I don't undertand how you can literally feel that you love yourself too much to cheat with another womans man, but don;t love yourself enough to let YOUR cheating bastard of a man go!!

What is that like separate but equal. Wilma Flintstone if you don't quit...

Knowitall said...

I must admit bp08 when I was the side line ho life was great!!!!!!! I never had to worry about what a mofo was doing where a mofo was at or who a mofo was doing jus gimme mines f@@@ me good and go home!!!! I think I'm about to go back to dem days hell!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Dreamgirl...I'm not doubting that he loves you. I just want understand why you upset with girls like me. If you're aint going nowhere. Be upset with your man. I/we don't sleep with YOU or owe you nothing. We actually glad you're there because he's not up in my face all the time and I can do me. I don't have my emotions caught when I'm dealing with your guy, you do. Why put yourself through that when you have so much to offer. YOu deserve better. Just don't call my phone cause imma make you want to slit your wrist....LOL!

Anonymous said...

Uhm Knowitall...I never left them alone,

Anonymous said...

I'm mean when he gets ready he will be everything I need him to be! We have discussed this and now he's not ready but he don't want to lose me and neither me him! If a man told me he had a girl I would run like hell!

Anonymous said...

Well atari you should want more for yourself don't you want your own man who love and respects you? Don't you want a man that takes you on trips and spends all the holidays with you? Don't you want to have someone lay next to you every night and hold you?

Knowitall said...

You know I hear you dg but getting yo emotions all involved wit a nigga can make you kill someone!!!!!!! I don't have time for the drama honey it comes to be too much when you have mofos call you and telling you sumn different about your man errrrrday!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'll take yo man right out the box and put him under my padlock!!!!!!

Knowitall said...

You know what really grinds my gears? The fact that a nigga will wanna give me a baby in a heart beat but won't wanna make me his girl that is really pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!!

Knowitall said...

@ anon lmmfao!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please don't get it twisted everytime I go out of the country or to South Beach it's with someone who has a girlfriend like you that they know will be upset for a couple of days but she wont dare leave and will get over it. I get holidays, I get birthdays. Great gifts too and a lot of time. It makes me ask them where is your girl.I have even had to tell guys on several occassions to go home to their girl.

Anonymous said...

But are you really happy at the end of the day knowing none of these men really give a damn about you Dear? You will always be the brides maid and never the bride!

Knowitall said...

Did dg jus try to get beasty!!!! (as the young girlz would say)

Anonymous said...

Dreamgirl you're too safe. He knows you're not going nowhere. Men like to chase too. Men go crazy and become possesive of teh other woman because she is the one that controls the relationship. Therfore, he tries harder to make her happy and keep HER because he KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT YOU AINT LEAVING.

I've been you before, I was the good girl who said, "but it's em he comes home to everynight" ok he came home but it was 3 o'clock sometimes. He didn't answer his phone when I would call some time. On Holidays he'd need to run over one of his buddies house (which is code for I gotta go see my bitch). That's why I am who I am today. I didn't fall victim to that bs 1 or 2 times. Every fucking time I gave a nigga my all like you I got the short end of the stick. You get tired, well I did anyway.

Anonymous said...

So just imagine if you get that and you are the side piece the girlfriend gets 10xs as much and all his love and affection! Not them reebok broads you made it know who your wife was(foxxy brown ain't no nigga)

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, I stepped into the right room today; I loath the following;
-When a women jumps in the bed, cracks her legs and just lays there waiting for me to do everything. Sex is a two person sport damn-it!
-When a women doesn’t shave her monkey
-A women that doesn’t like oral sex, mutual masturbation, or anything unconventional
-A scary ass women that doesn’t’ like to put in work just about anywhere
-Dry and/or no walls
-Basic or little sex drive (boring)
-Low tolerance for pain

Anonymous said...

@Dreamgirl..the question is Are you really happy at the end of the day? You're sharing your man. I'm not sharing mine. I'm living in the moment.

Anonymous said...

That's a rap song Dreamgirl. Emotional attachment is more than bublegum videos. About 3 years ago I was with my boo (that's what I call my dips. Anyway, his wife was pregnant and I decided to leave him alone because I dodn't want to stress her out during the pregnancy. (she knew to call me to look for him) Anyway, she came to my house and I told him to make it right for the baby. He grabbed me, in front of her put the gun to my head and siad to both of us that he'd kill me if I leave. WTF!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh don't you get it twisted atari I'm give him a good chase but and the end of the day it's me he loves over all the women he may sleep with. He is going to be with me and I'm going to marry him and bear his children while you are still side lining it up!

Anonymous said...

Knowitall who you been giving your merch to babe??? You gotta come holla @ "The Business" girlfriend, you would have to pry me from down there & beg me to stop (on everything I love)shit LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Knowitall and Mello are the freaks of the industry. Maybe you to should do a flick. I bet it would a #1 seller.

Anonymous said...

You side line whores will only ever get the dick I have his heart which is most important than thing he may give you or any place he may take you! And with that I may have to share but he will be mine all mines soon and what will you have who will you have as I'm walking down the aisle?

Anonymous said...

AF1 I hear you...you know I got the lips w/ a thick ass tongue I cannot stand trying to kiss a rookie..

Anonymous said...

Well there it is Dreamgirl. You want to be his wife. I don't.

......and they all lived happily ever after. Just don't call me running off at the mouth.

Knowitall said...

UHMMMMMMMMMM exsuce me I am not a freak I jus enjoy sex a lot lol!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Tell'em knowitall we aint freaks. just a couple of nymphomaniacs

Anonymous said...

Oh poor atari no one loves you enough to make you number 1 so you pretend you like being number 2-3-4-5/6. It's ok you will find someone that wants to wife you oneday but today is not that day!

Anonymous said...

Tell'em knowitall we aint freaks. just a couple of nymphomaniacs

Knowitall said...

Mello I am not a nympho I repeat I jus like sex a lot when it's dun right lol!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Me too Atari me too!!! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

...thats all I'm saying & stuff, lol

Anonymous said...

Everygirl wants to be married. We rehearse it as little girls. One thing fo sho is I'll be damned if I sleep alone everynight because my husband is out dicking somebody down. There are good men out here. Until I find my prince who will love ME and only have eyes for me imma do me.

Anonymous said...

It's not poor Atari, it's poor dreamgirl who is basing her life off of a some bitch who can't hear no more and career ended before it took off. (she made a reference to Foxxy Brown) Please learn to separate entertainment from reality...she had a ghostwriter those weren;t even her words....LOL! Now be a good girlfriend and wait for your man to decide to come home to you.

Anonymous said...

Well sleep alone every night dear until you find someone who wants to be with you that way and see if he cheats on your ass! Yes there are a lot of good men out here but even the best of men can be tempted so good look with your search for your prince!

Knowitall said...

I mean I hear what you are saying dg but I mean I'm not about to let no nigga drag me through the mud until he decides he's ready. Honey this is not tivo you can't jus put me on pause until you are ready!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I never told you that I sleep alone. "It's 10:00 do you know where your man is" You just keep waiting up. She'll send him to you when she's done." It's 2008 not the 60's. Women are liberated.

Miranda, KIA, BP...this one os DOA

Anonymous said...

dreamgirl as you are walking down the aisle smiling because you have found your Godsend there will be at least 3bitches in the audience with the same exact smile you got!! "She sniffed, and then she said Raheem right? Right..." Girl you better listen to you some Jill Scott!! I myself love MYSELF to much to deal with a man that cheats, if he is truly a good man, he won't cheat. I won't have to compete for him becuase he is mine, sent from God designed for me by Him!!

"He's a good man and I'm gonna bare his kids" well even Martin Luther had a dream kid... I wish you all the best, but if i happen to bump into your man, and don't know he's yours and you call my phone before checkin yo man, its gon be some drama. SWEEP AROUND YOUR OWN FRONT DOOR! When fighting evil, you must fight from within and work your way outward!! Remember that.. Heeeeeeyyyy Mello

Anonymous said...

@ Knowitall Seems to me when find someone who wants to be with you (seeing as how guys only want you to be their bm) and love you you will learn to exercise some patience with him. Padawag you will learn soon that no man is perfect and once you love one him you will do what's needed to keep the relationship together.

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Knowitall ain't got no damn patience. She is a pitbull. Arf Arf

Knowitall said...

LOOK her dg I aint no padawag I full bloon jedi night that why i ain't dealing with no cheatin looser ass nigga k pumpkin!!!!!!!!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Only on Talking Cit can you start off talking about sexual pet peeves and end up battling over a dude.

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

WTF is a padawag?

Anonymous said...

Look atari and bp08 I know what I have and I do love myself I have found the man that's good for me! You all do realize there is going to be something with the man that even god sends to you I just choice to deal with him he's so good to me! He has a flaw we all do name me one man that you all have been with that didn't cheat?

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

I told you she aint got no patience. Not only that she has started that K Punkin shit.....LOL!

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the typos I'm starting to sound like knownotthatmuch!

Anonymous said...

Uh Oh!

Anonymous said...

the fact is not whether he cheats, the face is what was done about it after we found out.

Knowitall said...

I sure don't have no patience for no lying a@@ cheating azz negro!!!! K pumpkin you betta watch cuz I eat 304's like u for breakfast (DG) now scurry on along before I decide to have lunch K pumpkin!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

aww shit she done went there

Anonymous said...

OUCH! I can see why the men think you would make a good bm lol! tisk tisk temper temper Dear!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Damn DreamGirl, you have officially kicked it off. KIA is about to go 100 miles a minute and K punkin the hell out of us all until we sign off....LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hence the word single....
Simply
Into
Nothing
Goofy
Long term or
Extra

-When you live by this, you can avoid all the trappings of the B.S. otherwise, you may is well be in a relationship? Why give back the car & still worry about the car note? Keep it simple & Keep ot sexxxy

Knowitall said...

Yeah and I can see why they think you make a good doormat so jus please go somewhere and see if you can snatch your man up out of his latest rendezvous cooch k pumpkin!!!!!!!!!!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

On behalf of the authors I would like to officially welcome DreamGirl, nocheapniggas, dontworrybe happy and anon#2 to the chat. We all started out battling this way but at the end of the day we're all Frenemies.

Anonymous said...

Shit, whats the topic about again...I forgot???

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

...right????

Knowitall said...

@ mell to the o lmmfao!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

All men do have flaws dreamgirl, but on what grounds do you feel a relationship is over. Some people cannot deal with the fact that their man is cheating and act accordingly, no one is saying that you are wrong because you are one of those women who can deal with a cheating man, because he is a good man. To me, a good man, doesn't feel the need to cheat. I can pay my own bills, be a parent to my child and keep a stable homefront by myself, i don't need a goo dman to do that. I need a good man to love me and only me that, my dear constitues a good man. See cheating is psychological dear. It's not just the fact that there was some new ass, its a sign that for some reason you and what you have to offer isn't stimulating enough to keep them satisfied. It's not that far fetched! And dear no man sent from God cheats, you'd be well to get behind the fact of what God can do. He is not gonna send you a man that cheats, if you got one, the devil brought you to his door, which is why he is weak with temptation in the first place!! Alright now lets get some CHURCH up in here!! Sista Hobbs, Sista Atari, and Knowitall can I get a b selection from the choir....

Anonymous said...

Well side line whores and future side line whores my man is home and I have to tend to him so he can stay away from skalleewages fresh off the bus from stank-iona like you guys! Maybe we'll chat again!

Anonymous said...

Uhmaaaaaaazzin Graaaaccceeee.......

Knowitall said...

No this trick azz b@@@@ just didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

I hate when girls are trying to get me to give them a handjob while they are driving down lake shore drive, which will cause them to speed! They know the police are always out there with those damn radars!!!

Anonymous said...

girl see my screenname for your reply, you just as dumb as they come. Just remember what I told you and pray that I aint the bitch you calling cus your man done cheated. Cus he gon tell me how inadequte you are, and I'm gonna be forced to tell you....

Knowitall said...

Dream girl I'm about to become your nightmare you betta take yo azz to your cheatn looser boyfriend!!

Anonymous said...

Knowitall dont... there is no need to continue this convo, just like there is no need to check for semen samples at a crime scene involving Lesbians..

Anonymous said...

A ya'll, fuck her...real talk!
She gave me a hand job last night in line at starbucks...and now back to the regularly scheduled program....

H2O said...

Welcome, and please a blog is just a set of opinions no one is right or wrong, and opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and some people's stank!! Welcome all newcomers and be sure to check us out daily as not all of our topics are this disruptive. Dreamgirl, you picked the right name, i would have loved to have a faithful girl like you on my team...

Knowitall said...

I that b@@@ don't know me unless I smashed her nigga before then I can see all the hostility!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

c'mon ya'll we was just having fun in here talking about squirters, quick shooters, & hairy nipples...

Anonymous said...

U know what grinds my gears? When my checks don't come on time it's like what is the mailman doing with my shit!

Anonymous said...

knowitall, you turning me own baby...you got some spunk, I like that keep it c'mon baby, lol!!! You must be a Taurus or something shittttttt!
(like Senator "Clay" Davis from The Wire would say)LAMO!!!

H2O said...

Agreed Mello, but this is dDG's first commentary, you know the wicked stepsisters BP08 & Miranda Hobbs had to give her a warm welcome!! LMAO, you shoulda heard them two go at it in the first blog we ever had. It's not personal, just for entertainment...

But you knwo what really Grinds my Gears, when someone on here claims to have so much intelligence and class and fell into the verbal trap of someone specifically designed to get rise out of the commenters... Don't jsut talk about it be about it!!

Anonymous said...

shes an aquarius Mello, just stopping in to see what all the commotion was about.

You know what Grinds the Professors Gears? When someone asks me for advice and turn around and do the EXACT opposite, then they will get mad at me, saying my credentials are phoney and my advice is below standard!! I didn't tell you to do that!!!

Knowitall said...

@ profess grey LMMFAO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

oooh shit...

Anonymous said...

The nigget's got fire though...like a Taurus!

Knowitall said...

Thanks mell to the o I'm glad somebody appreciates my short temper!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Of course knowitall...those are the best people in the world to pillow fight with...lol

Anonymous said...

If you call your man right now will he answer the phone for you...LOL???

Anonymous said...

It grinds my gears when you hand a man a Durex and he pulls out a magnum. Men with the most average size dicks got magnums. Stop embarassing yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Here we go...

Knowitall said...

Well atari you know how niggas are always wit the frontn sh@@!!!!!!!! Jus let them think they doing sumn and call your friends later and laugh at the clowns like I do!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It be that bad sometimes knowitall?

Knowitall said...

Hell to the yea but it's ooooooooodles of fun clowning them afterwards and then smiling up in their face again the next day because they really be thinking they are mr.wonderful!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Straight up anon. Only one guy was able to fit the magnum. The rest it was baggy on. WHy do that. Use the right size so we can be safe.

Anonymous said...

What do you think it would take to make you fully sassified? Is it size or really knowing & enjoying what you do?

Knowitall said...

Hell you need to be what I call an all american big wide stamina good head and mad sex appeal lol!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You got to know what to do. If you lacking in the Vitamin D department close my legs and turn me to the side to hit it. I make it work.

Anonymous said...

or I got one better than that Atari ...

Dinner is served

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Aw shit here we go
Hit it from the back
Beat that Hoe
Bitch you better show respect
Say my name and
Snap yor neck

My fault y'all Flashback form E2/New fifty. I feel like Juking. I'm tryna to keep from footworking. You know mixes are the best sex songs.

Knowitall said...

Naw 2pac is the best sex music a nigga screeammmmming a bunch of bitches and hoes while you getting f@@@ is the best!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I got a better juke mix for ya

Big booty bitches, they talk a lot of shit, bend that ass over and ride on this dick..ride, ride. Hit it from the back, LEt me bang.

Y'all remember Nation Hoe

Chi Town stand up!

Anonymous said...

please do me to some raggae, roll me up a fat one, beat my shit like it got coconuts in the trees!!!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Booyakah!!!

Anonymous said...

So knowitall, how long do you really think you can go & how many time do you think you can cum in one night???

Knowitall said...

C'mon miranda that what I'm talkn bout!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO U don't love me and I know it!!!!! Because you left me baby!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

TUPAC! girl you crazzzy as hell!!!LMAO....oh man...Tupac..

Knowitall said...

Look here mell to the o enuff wit the graphic details of my sexcapades k pumpkin!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Skipped that...how about Flex "time to have sex"

Anonymous said...

Here she goes w/ that pumkin shit...lol

Anonymous said...

how bout "pass the toilet paper, pass the toilet paper!"

H2O said...

MELLO!!!!!!!!

that was the best R Kelly remix ever written... "I won't stop until I hear the ooh ahh sound...."

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Get down low
all the way to the flo
down, down, down.

Bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet.

I think I'm going to Secrets tonight to juke my little heart out. Imma try pull somen on purpose.

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Not pass the toilet paper.

Let me se ya work, work work that booty baby.

Knowitall said...

I want my daddies record back!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I wanna fuck in da ###!! "

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Best R. Kelly Collabo was Ghetto Queen with Crucial. Throw up them C's

Who's is this, who's is this who's is this.

Knowitall said...

Let's got to moe!!!!!!!! let's go to the moe!!!!!!!

Knowitall said...

There's hoes in this house ! there's hoes in this house!!!!!!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Aye Mello do they juke on tonight at Secrets?

Anonymous said...

You already know AF1, this girls night @ Secrets...hey, how do you know I be up there???

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

Uh Oh...Uh Oh
where da hoes,
Where da hoes-where da hoes.

Woot where them rats at.

The killer is we be in the club all uppity and when they throw this we bend all the way over on whatever dude is closest to you...lOL!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

There have been several Mello spottings at Secrets.

Anonymous said...

H20, the man Kel's is a beast...u lame if you couldn't put n work on any of his tracks..I haven't did nothing off house music since the Rink & Union Hall days...I am 30 plus, I mess around & fall out...

Knowitall said...

it also jukes at transit 2nite too!!!

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

I lost my phone today but you should meet me up there. I'll try to get in otuch with sister allison and see if she wanna roll through there. Miranda , BP, H2O y'all down?

Anonymous said...

Mello spottings...thats a good one..lol (Like Shaggy said "It wasn't me")

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

I aint never been to transit.

Anonymous said...

Transit be crack'n, but you have to get there early...it be packed...

Knowitall said...

Transit has more of your age crowd and it don't close until 4am in da morning lol !!!!!!!!!! Da Youngns be at secrets lol!!!!!!! I told i was in there and they played amg and only three people knew what it was lol and I was one of them lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Secrets is becoming a more 80's baby crowd, that doesnt have a clue who AMG, Second II none, or anything old school, so the DJ plays very little old school if anything...

AiR FoRcE 1 said...

I'll be there tonight. "Transit"