Let’s see who can top my weekend from hell…
My buddy (and I use that term loosely), who is known for driving the hottest cars while donning Gucci bags and Tory Burch shoes let me drive her Porsche. Well I’ll be God Damned if Chi-Town’s Stoopedest (police) didn’t stop me while driving through Englewood (high crime area in Chi-Town). When the “routine traffic stop” was over I’d earned myself 7 tix ranging from no insurance to expired registration…you name it I got it….Why in the hell is Miss Glamorous Life in default? As far as the Po-po’s are concerned, someone is shot in Englewood every 3 minutes but they decided to fuck with me opposed to fighting crime. The screwed up part of this is all the tix are in my name and I have to appear in court for a car that ain’t even mine. People kill me with these caviar dreams on a Mc Donald’s budget. It’s Monday and I gotta whole lotta tension in my slap a bitch hand. When is the last time you felt like slapping the shit out of somebody?
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Some black ass broad pissed me off at the glass house. Im at the bar with my dude and she kept crossing and uncrossing her legs trying to let him see something.
dang maybe she was tryin to show you! LOL!
Well try taking off work because you are sick and your employers start calling you like the company cant run without you. If that doesnt piss you off try remembering the fact that a month prior you took off because your dog died and you took off, but that time they wanted you to take "as lomg as you need...." You have got to be kidding me!!!
Try just getting your hair done and your man thinks its cute to fuck it up during sex
I hate that
you know white folks love them some dogs! Hell they probably sent you flowers too when your dog died didn't they?
and since we on th esubject of dogs what pisses me off is how some people treat they damn dogs better than humans! Dogs walking around with a damn burberry rain coat on yet you can't even give the homeless man sleeping on the ground where your little "nicky" just pooped a pot to piss in!
Try my sister thinks it my fault she isn't getting her unemployment cuz I didn't bring her her damn mail. I told the b@@@ get your own address and yo mail can come straight to you!
Oh they were hella concerned about my damn dog, and I knew they would be thats why I used it as an excuse.
This is bp08, I am having terminal issues and I caant use my name!! But I got one for you, how bout having to put up with Miranda Hobbs eeer got damn day! That shit pisses me off her tired ass!!!!
Lmao@bp08!!!!
What about when your friend owes you money and hasn't paid you yet but every time you talk to her she's out shopping or eating a an expensive restaurant.
No how about when somebody girlfriend/some stalking ass nigga keep calling you private and breathing on the god damn phone! It's like don't be scarrrred say something!
How bout when mofo's can't get their azz to work on time, not just today but everytime you blink yo damn eye and they expect you to open the office for them, but still wanna collect their same pay. Take yo azz to bed at nite then you can wake up n get to work on time for a change! And they say black folks are lazy-baby bye!
What about I have an unemplyed friend who cries about how hard it is to find a job. I tell her to go be a waitress at a nice restaurant down town for good tips. This bitch say she don;t want to carry no trays. WTF!!!!
Lmmfao @ anon
Try being stuck with Knowitall all damn weekend. That'll drive a crazy person insane.
Uh honey trust me the feeling is mutual(ditto)
I'm tripped out at the fact of people with no man who try n give you advice on how to keep a man.
I get soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed off when people at the red light blow at you the minute the light turns green.
Road rage that prolly was me Lmao!!!!!!!
Leave a lil earlier next time.
And don't forget about them damn cab drivers.
Stay the f@@@ outta my way if you do the speed limit (ludacris)
And may the police forever catch you in a traffic sting.
And if they do I got sumn for that azz!!!!!!!!
Democrats should get the shit slapped out of them.
@knowitall, yeah your license and registration...LOL!!!
Nope my wicket azz mouth is what I gots for them!!!!!!!!!
You just be prepared for yo big day in court and Thelma(af1) make sure you bring louise(sis re re)
LMMFAO!!!!
You know what gets me fired is when I been out all night drinkn and the next morning my girl see I got a hangover she wanna come asking me have I been fuckn any bitches! Girl u betta leave me the hell alone u see my damn head hurt!
You know what makes me wanna slap the shit out of a nigga is the fact that street niggas wanna be good guys and good guys wanna be street it's like WTF! Just be your damn self !
I let my boyfriend talk me into letting his babymama go down on me and now the bitch is stalking me! And it's like I want to kill both they asses!
Freaky bitches like confused get on my nerves. I don't do menages so hoe in the hell am i suppose to compete with you? LOLOL!
I don't know it's not my problem I got me a man you figure it out! I only did it because my man wanted me to do it it will never happen again!
What gets me is girls like omg who too up tight to please they man and always wondering why he cheating on you with a girl like me lol!
Somebody has an attitude. No it's not your problem but the stalker is. Have fun with that.
Down ass chick you just answered your own question and confirmed your worth, and that is hard dick and bubblegum. Whats your point?
I don't have an attitude I'm just willing to do whatever for my guy he deserves it and don't worry I know how to get rid or her stalking ass! I just don't understand why girls can't just do what they man ask them to do?
Surprise him next time by bringing down ass chick. Sounds like she'll do who and whatever for a dime bag. LOLOL!
Anything that I'm not willing to do my husband/boyfriend has permission to do with out me like threesomes!
What the hell did i miss lol
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