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Friday, September 12, 2008
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Hey Professor,
I am an avid reader but I don't post anything I just read along. I have 2 friends that have posted on (A)speaking and they said your were great so I figured I give you a try.
Capricorn female here. I recently met a Scorpio man and I wanted to know what type of things to expect from him. Everyone keeps telling me that he is a freak but he has been nothing but a perfect gentleman and we have known each other for about a month and a half and he hasn't once brought up sex. I'm starting to think he is not interested. What do you think?
Hello Nanny,
The scorpio male is a very confused individual at times. Even thought their exterior exudes a myriad of confidence most often they are just as afraid as the rest of us.
As water signs go, (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio) the Scorpion is the fastest to spring to action. That is due to the Planet Mars influence in their genetic make-up. Most often water is still until rippled by others. Have you guys discussed where the relationship is going? Does he know your intentions? Aspirations? These are the questions you must ask yourself before assuming your Scorpio is not interested. Scorpions go nowhere they don't want to be, and speak to no one they don't want to speak to. They like Harmony and balance and do not like alot of discord on the home front. Their home is their sanctuary so most often any sexual advances that are on his agenda will be enforced on his turf. (They just feel more comfortable) unless his living situation is not the best!
Try nudging (and it must be a nudge because scorpions do not like to be tricked into anything) the conversation toward the direction of sex and see what he feels. I'm sure you will find he will be open and honest, and answer every question entirely. If its one thing a Scorpio hates is vagueness, from others as well as from themselves....
Sup Prof,
Okay I don't know how far your expertise reaches but I got a dilemma man.
I am a Sagittarius male that has recently become konfused about my sexuality. I have a girlfriend but lately I have had feelings for a male friend of mine. I aint too sure what these feelings are but I know that they are much more than the average.
My guy is everything I want my girl to be, he's funny, smart and best of all he understand me. What should I do? I don't know his sign but his birthday is early November. What do you think? Should I give it a go?
Hi Professor-
Is paranoia a normal Libra characterisitc? I'm not just talking about relationships but how I live my life period. For example in all my dealings that can impact my life...ie career, relationship and financially, I tend to think about everything thoroughly and have a plan B, C and an escape lever if those fail. Thus far no one has greatly disappointed me but the way I prepare myself for a casualty you would think that someone has.
I prepare myself for breakups even if there is no sign of stormy weather. I've received professional certificates in different areas so if one job industry fails I can pick up elsewhere. At work, I have set up and cut off so many contacts with outside vendors that if they want to get rid of me they will have a hell of a time trying to put the pieces together. It's like I boobie-trap my life. Is this normal?
Dear Koncerned
First things first is your male friend straight? If so you may want to be careful how you approach the situation. The hetro sexual man if not properly trained can be a very ignorant specimen in terms of sexuality. If he is straight I would suggest approaching this situation with extreme caution because even if he doesn't spazz out about you liking him, your friendship might be jeopardized by this discovery.
Birthday is early Nov? That would make him a Scorpio. (They are all up and though today lol)
If he is gay then you have a bigger problem. Scorpios are not fans of one night stands, if you engage in a "deeper" friendship with him you must be prepared to NEVER have this friendship with another male as long as you two are "socializing." Teh Scorpio male is an extremely jealous creature and although you won't notice right away they are ALWAYS studying, probing and prying. Let me ask you this before I go on? Are you starting to be attracted to all guys or just him?
Dear Air Force
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a plan B. Being prepared for anything is a wonderful trait to have. As air you will have your hand in a multitude of different things anyway, because of your zest for knowledge and thirst for excitement, so this is perfectly normal for you.
In your career, preparation is key as you never want to get caught with your pants down. Always stay one step ahead of your employer.
In you relationships, this can get tricky, being prepared for a break up is one thing, but if you are so busy preparing for the worse sometimes you miss out on the beauty that is right before you. Also when preparing for a break up you must feel confident you can make it alone and that is it. DO NOT start acting like the relationship is over before it is. Being "prepared" can sometimes be confused with being negative. As emotions can play tricks on the ill-experienced relationship mind. This is something you want to avoid. Go into the relationship with the preparations in hand, but as the relationship starts to blossom, keep an open mind about the ups and downs you encounter life is not perfect so why should your relationship be?
Sup Prof,
My male friend is gay and has already said he likes me but there are so many other men around him that I am not sure that its only me he likes
If Konfused and Koncerned needs
help exploring, i'll be happy to help guide.
Dear Konfused,
My advice would be to make absolutely sure this is what you want. To date a scorpio is to surrender all urges for anyone else. In this situation particulary I don't think other females would be a problem. If he met you straight chances are he likes you that way, but if another guy comes along, you and he will have a problems that easy going Sag's are not ready for!
Talk it out with him, be upfront and honest and I'm sure you will work it out. If this guy really likes you and is Scorpio he probably already knows you were ready and just waiting for the right time for you to make a move.
Good Luck!!!
Thanks Good Samaritan but this is an advice column not a dating service...
Thanks Prof
I don't know what I am gonna do, but I will take your advice into consideration.
I don't like guys I just like him, the person he is to me and for me.
LMMFAO @ Good Samaritan
also Konfused maybe the other guys that are around him are toys to keep him busy until the true love of his life walks in.
Most often (especially Scorps) when they don't have love in their life they surround themselves with possibilities until one party sticks out.
You have two choices, wonder what could have been, or be happy or sad at what things have become.
I don't believe this!! I just really don't believe this....
I'm bout to call Maury, move over Ke-Ke!!
Professor how do you make a Scorpio fall in love with you if it's possible? I mean if he/she really likes you in the first place.
Excuse me where are my manners Hi professor it's just you all were talking about Scorpios and I just got excited!
Click link below to See Ke Ke on Maury
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23935272
I'm just trying to help out my fellow man, professor
You know, Professor,
What is it with every one falling for the Scorpios? I've dated a Scorpio and also have a best friend that is one. Now when i dated one, he put the charm in prince charming, and both he and my best friend could give you the most sensual looks. But despite the charm and the overall good heart, i find Scorpios to be true scorpians, and always manage to use that stinger. They seem not to be able to give up their friends to "secure" their relationship with another. Their friends usually come first. Your thoughts?
Ms Independant,
The way to a Scorpios heart is (what is up with the Scoprio analysis today) through compassion and sense of humor.
If a Scorpio likes you, 9 times outta 10 you know it already. They are not jumpdowns so if they are being intimate with you its because they like you. To make him fall in love with you, do three simple things.
#1 Always be there for him, emotionally, and spiritually, physically is really not that important as they would much rather settle for a stimulating conversation over the phone then a boring day out.
#2 Do not forget your sense of humor, most scorpios fall in love right after a good laugh. If you can keep your sense of humor in tact even in the face of adversity they admore your strength and are beginning to see you in a different light.
#3 Let him know you appreciate the man he is in your life. If he likes you chances are he is jumping through pyschic hoops to please you. Of course his watery intuition will cloud this so you are not aware and everything he does seems to just fall into place, but underneath the surface of a calm lake could be a plethora of undercurrents. Meaning with scorpio, nothing is left to chance, they are calculators and have thought about every possible way to woo you possible.
Well Storm,
Most times the people who are there mostly for the Scorp is the ones they gravitate toward. They have high hopes but little faith in relationships, so they never want to be too far gone over someone.
Although Scorpios are charming they like the creature are very sensitive people. NO ONE ever knows what truly bothers a scorpio because they don't divluge such things, gives people around them too much power. They are governed by their emotions, due to Mars, but are trapped by their non chalant attitude due to Pluto. They themselves are an emotional struggle waging war against themselves at all times.
You are right they do always use their stinger but they would be no different than the ram who dives head first into all situations, the crab who uses his claws to cling, the Leo who uses his regal attitude to rule over any situation, the Libra who weighs everything equally sometimes appearing 2-faced for their ability to see each side, or the Pisces whose fish swim in opposite directions keeping them in a constant state of confusion..
At the end of the day, we all have our sunshine and our rain, the trick is to come to any relationship with sunscreen and an umbrella...
Storm that's with all men their friends will always come first the sooner you grasp that the better off you will be
Thanx profess!
Good Afternoon Prof,
I'm a atrological being myself, and understand a lot of the unseen
forces behind compatibility. I have been away from a certain individual for about 9 months, and have met, perhaps good suitors since then, but i can't seem to get the ex-out of my head. Astrologically speaking, my ex and i were perfect matches, but he did some rather unsavory things. The problem is, i just can't seem to allow anyone else in, because unfortunately, my heart still rests with him.
Sincerely,
A Charmed one
dont do me Storm...
Miss Indy,
I don't think all men put their friends first. Well maybe most of them did. I dated an Aquarius, who never put their friends first, and a Pices who did it only sometimes. I think that is why i will never date a Scorpio, because they do have this cloak of secrecy. That gives them the upperhand, and if color purple teaches us anything,
Nettie: you gotta let'em know who's got the upper hand
Ceile: they got it.
That's too much power with someone when my emotions are involved.
Piper,
you have two choices, be happy or be sad.
If you cannot forgive him for the unsavory things he has done, then do not entertain thoughts of getting back together with him. Nothing is more irritating then being forgiven about something and have your faced washed in it from day to day. You haven't forgiven him if those things still anger you.
I know a little something about exes and the love you hold for them, but when it comes down to it, I love ME more than I loved them. If someone knowingly hurts you once, it may be forgiven, but to knowingly hurt someone repeatedly just makes you entertainment for them, and you may as begin to star in your own lifetime drama...
"The Girl who Never Learned"
Well Stormy I don't have problem with a man putting his friends first because my friends are gonna have to come first sometimes too! So as long as we have that understanding then we should be fine!
Uh uh Professor,
What are you talkin about,
Who i fuck?
Well, you go ahead Miss Indy, and don't ask me to Create a sandstorm to get the scorpion when he stings.
Lmao! ok I got band-aids for that!
Speaking as a Scorpio one of the reasons why I will never give up my friends for my mate is because I as a scorpio don't have casual relationships. My friendshipd are etched in stone and are unwavering!
Any friend I have I have known for years and there is a connection there that will NEVER be replaced by a piece of ass disguised as my soulmate. Tehy ahve been there with me through ups and downs, and had I gave them up for my piece I'd be considered one of those superficial people I hate.
You see its not the friends who keep themselves in a Scorps life its the other way around. For me I get something from my friends that I will never get, and have never gotten from a suitor, unconditional and unjudgemental love....
There is no topping that...
Well Agua,
Being a fellow water sign, i understand my fellow scorpio's desire to have friends. However.
A Cancer has the balance to keep everyone in their life, feeling like their first. When the wave lifts them on the left, we still balance you on the right. We never want to hurt anyone, and will at least be apolegetic, or try to make it up to each of them.
If a scorpio offered a better balance between friends, and lovers, i think they might be better off. Even if i wanted to be with one or the other at a certain time, a Cancer will never let you know it.
Preech water preech water I ain't no Scorpio but I feel ya!
What's all this talk about water and air and stuff?
I don't feel like I'm balanced when you're married bitch, how many times have you been here? Umm Hmm can I get a witness AF1..
I'm staying out of it. The last time I said something a bitch put me in time out....LOL!!!
that last message was for the Goddess of the Ocean...
Balance you huh?
girl...you knew I was not gonna let that fly!!
translation for AF1 as I speak Libra...
"yes bitch you shitted, poseidon does lose sight of his friends when he is married, but I don't wan't to chose sides"
Thanks AF1, no further questions, you can step down...lol
I include you and the Bush's Plane all the time. When she wanted to do stuff i would do it. You're living in the land of Oz, so it makes it a little more difficult. Last time i was married and there was a banging at the door, ignored it for you. Not Air Force, she don't tell you she wanted you to do something with her until after the event has past. She's flighty. Dam Air Signs
Correction Obama's Plane...carry on
No BP*&,
Poseidon, loves his friends dearly, and always includes them, but if my young football player ever want's to dig in, I might ignore both of you all for a day.
But that's would be an extreme circumstance. We could all have dinner.
Negative Magneto ..
you ignored it cus Bachelor number 2 was in your room....
you had no problem getting to OZ when the WIZ moved here ...
thas it where is KeKe!!!
Ima tell her who she fucked!!
LMMFAO @ KE-KE baby daddy!!!!
I was in mourning that day. And i needed comforting.
Welcome to Talking Chit Konfused & Koncerned, Nanny Goat and Miss Independent. Enjoy!
As you look back on your life how many lovers have you had in the past 5yrs and how many different friends have you had? Lovers come and go friends are forever that's why people sometimes take their friends for granted because they know they are always gonna be around it's important not to seclude your self when you find a mate try your best to find a good balance between the two.(I know you guys didn't ask me but I thought I would budinsky)
I'm gone sum it all up, and i ain't gone even make it long, u know what i'm sayin, imo sum it up with two words.
FUCK YALL, FUCK YALL
Okay I am a fire sign (aries) and have dealt with a pisces (who is now my ex) for a few years before I decided we could never be. since then he has cut off all communication and seems to have ill feelings towards me. I told him we didn't have to be that way but yet he seems to go out of his way to make sure I get the cold shoulder so to speak. Now he convinces himself and everyone around him that it was him that broke things off with me and I'm hurt over the situation which is not the case. Should I continue to try to have a cordial friendship with him or just leave him alone all together?
Well Arizona,
In the past 5 years, i've had 1 lover, and the same 3 friends.
I told you we can balance the waves. GO CANCERs, and our claws are not just for clinging, we'll
cut you off with those too.
Well you have been very lucky!
That's four words Medium Kim you said it twice!
I know you directing that towards the professor, but he's too nice sometimes, FUCK THAT PICES, They are delusional, they are crazy, and they make shit up, just like they are convinced they broke it off with them, they convince themselves of shit like that. I say we get together and beat the shit outta every pices that has been in our lives. I'm sorry Prof.
But you know how i get about those crazy ass Pices. Ignore his ass, they hatttttttttte to be ignored. They can't stand it, it will drive him crazy.
Shut up before i douse you with my Baby Powder
Is it Johnson's?
YES! He makes stuff up all the time and I thought "maybe it was me" but he even went so far and said that I need to see a dam psych when he is the one trying to flip the script! I never dealt with a pisces before so this is all new too me.
It's from Dollar Tree, Bitch
Fuck You.
Well I don't do anything cheap so you can keep your dollar ass baby powder and do your self a favor and up grade to Johnson's (cheap trick)! Well I never!
That's what they do. They almost make you believe they telling the truth, and you were there. They are loving but they are not able to deal with their insecurities, and they hate to be the bad guy under any circumstances. Those fish are like Salmon swimming upstream, it stupid to us normal people but it normal for them. I willing to bet Nancy Drew was a pices, cause thats what a lot of their stories sound like.
Ramses
You cannot be responsible for the thoughts and feelings of others. Once you hit 30 who broke up with who takes second base to "I'm happier that its over"
I have been dumped before and it doesn't bother me to say that, it was their loss. Why struggle to keep the lines of communication open with someone who doesn't want to talk to you. Whose feelings are more important?
I won't give personal feelings, but as for the Pisces, the best treatment for them is to ignore them totally, forget you guys have ever met and right before you are totally convinced that they were a bad dream, they will reappear...
so predictable..
and out stingers are not just for stinging sometimes its a mental suggestion NOT to fuck with us...
all Pisces men should be horsewhipped, slapped repeatedly and then brainwashed to be made to forget the first two things that happened to them.
Pisces men never think they are wrong, they feel that their emotions justify their lunacy and that "if you wouldn't have done this, I wouldn't have done that"
Fuck that!! I can' tmake yo ass shut the ehll up, call me on time, keep a damn promise so don't give me the mutant ability of making you act a damn fool!!
Girl my pressure don went up two points!!
why does everyone hate Pisces!! LOL
K&K you sound like I nigga I would fuck with, play your cards right and I could change your name from "Konfused & Koncerned" to "Freaky & Fulfilled"...
see that's the thing Prof. he keeps reappearing!
Oh you hit the hammer right on the nail! He never thinks he's wrong and never wants to be the bad guy so therefore never accepts blame or takes responsibility for his actions when they are dead wrong! Yall feeling me!
Thanks cause I thought I was going crazy dealing with this dude!
Welcome Ramses. Enjoy!
What is going on in here? LOL!!!!
oh Im feeling you Ramses, my ex husband was a pisces, that bitch tried to drive me crazy, making me think I was an unfit wife, then I had to realize, if I am sooo unfit why the hell are you still coming back here.
Once I saw that fool in Walmart, I was sooo disgusted at our last divorce that when he spoke all I could muster up was "I don't have any spare change"
They don't dictate shit, you do..
They will tell you I think we need time apart, then come back and tell you I think we should give it another try, and repeat the process. Stop giving them the power to run your life. Tell them bitches to go fuck themselves and see how far that gets you.
I have been blissfully happy sine my last divorce from that fool. When he comes back around I stand my ground, be cordial, and dismiss his fool ass before he even gets a sentence out..
I have no time for their shannigans!
Yall gon make my pressure go back up..
you cool Dat Nigga..
I'm gon have my hands full with my guy anyways. He is top notch and if I'm gon risk everything he will be the one
well isn't he the lucky one...
I am a avid reader of this blog and you guys make or wonderful entertainment while I'm at work LOL!
Hi Peeping Tammie...Thanks for reading along. Please feel free to comment sometimes even if you're just dropping a line to let us know you're with us.
I hope that one day you'll be inspired to chat along. Until then Enjoy and tell all your friends.
Let me tell you koncerned why we hate pisces, because they start off with fufilling the love that you want, then one of those fish get's confused. They are selfish, and very one sided, they do something it's no big thing, you do the same thing, and they invent this story line straight from one life to live. My ex husband and i broke up, because i was t my girls housewarming, the last time he called me was at 1 am to ask me was i still there, and when i said yes he hung up on me. Then somebody told him i was at my ex's house, that's all they told him, this motherfucker told me, i know you was over there, and he fucked you raw, and he i know he got aids, and i hope it was worth your life. Now i stopped by there because my ex has end stage kidney failure, and just got out the hospital. I was there with 3 other people, but he made this whole scenerio in his head, probably because he dated his ex for over a year behind my back. Pisces accuse you of things, because they know how easy it was when they did it. Muthafuckas. Somebody give me some dame Valuim.
Thanx for the heads up on the Pisces I've never dated one before but if I do I will be very cautious of them!
LOL, yup my ex did the same thing. Accused me of cheating when it was his ass all along! We were separated but this fool wanted to get back together right? So he invited me over to his house so we could talk. While he went to the bathroom I saw this sex tape on his table so I decided to put it in. I asked him dang did it get like that, LOL! This mofo lied and said it was his best friends. So the next time I saw his best friend I asked and of course it wasn't. I found out later it was his and he was watching it while he was with some other chick doing who knows what!
Damn them Pisces!
You, know i don't know what's wrong with pisces. You know on one hand they can be romantic, and loving, and then the stupid shit they pull completely overshawdows all the good they could ever do. it's like a man who brings you flowers everyday, and holds you, and then one day they pull an act like murdering your dog (anology).
I mean something big. I think they frustrate you so much because they can be wonderful. And you think, well we didn't even have to go through it. So my advice, the only way to vanquish a pisces, is to completely ignore them, it's not possible to be their friends because they're sex addicts my nature, and they will always turn your friendship into a sexual 1800 number via the phone. So when he calls your name, ask him, do i know you. He'll go Ramses stop playing, and go for the oscar and say that's my name but i don't know who you are, keep it pushing player.
oh thats nothing my ex told me we didn't spend snough time together. So I stayed with my ex mon-fri and went home on the weekends. Then this bitch tells me "well you are here alot and you should start paying bills here!"
I told this bitch well Im not about to pay bills in two places so in the immortal words of E Kartman, "screw you guys I'm going home!"
Home is where I stayed and now I enjoy a divorce like no other!!
First of all you ladies gotta learn how to reject your Pussy. You got that. (Words of Lil Ashley in her fisrt grown up movie.
Second of all who in the hell is E. Kartman.
3rd of all why is it no one has any work to do.
Listen Ms. Charm,
How dare you not know the infamous "ERIC CARTMAN". I have work to do, but my priorities are in place so it'll wait till Monday.
Hell i only got 20 more minutes. And as i would say about work. Fuck this you fucking Jew.
Reject yo Pussy????????
yeah You know when her Kat is purring for that certain dog(nigga) tell her no!
Oh, that's easy for me then, cause i find it better to do it myself sometimes in between commercial breaks. Then you only have to make it last long enough to please you, and no one has to sleep in the wet spot.
Lmao @ Poseiden!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Phoenix. Leave the botolegs alone Poseidon, you'll miss something everytime.
Have a geat weekend and thanks for your participation!!!
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