Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Talk Chit Tuesday
Today we will be discussing the tell tale signs that will alert you to the fact of you having a deadbeat husband or a low class wife. I know that in this crazy world people fall in love for different reasons, and love goes beyond the physical, but sometimes love can cloud your judgement and for all you "slowpokes" out there we will be listing some of the things that should alert you that your spouse is tired. Feel free to join in with your thoughts TalkinChit Heads and don't forget to click the title link it is hilarious!!!!
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1 – 200 of 209 Newer› Newest»If ALL of your friends and ALL of your family seem to not like your wife or husband that there is reason for alarm. I am in no means saying that you should take your friends/family opinions over your own, nut if EVERYONE you know cannot stand your mate, then there is an issue!!
Maybe it's because they KNOW you and KNOW what type of person you want to be aligned with...
If everytime the fool wants to see you but he says he can't because he doesn't ahve any gas money, you know you have a dead beat ass man!!!
Shawty say the nigga that she with aint shit // Cause he don't do this and he wont do that//
I am not in the business of keeping shit that doesn't want to be kept.
If he want you to put a 745 in your name.
If he want you to have his 5th baby because he got four girls by 4chicks and he still trying to get the boy.
If he aint got not jub cause the man keep holding him back.
He can't wait for y'all to get real serious so he can fall up in my crib whenever he wants to.
When he tell you that you think you so smart cause you went to college.
When he tells you to keep in and he's going to crack me upside my head with my skateboard.
I can go on and on. Funny thing is this aint even a fraction of the shit I get from the clowns I've went out with.
if you are talking on the phone to a girl who lives alone and there is ALWAYS a male's voice in the background who aint family, shes a buss down!!
The T.V. programs she watches aren't always men screaming "baby come to bed" LOL!!
Whoah AF1, you said a mouthful...
@ BP, For the record my friends and family don't have to approve of who I date. They usually never do due to their lifestyles.
again I never said that they had to approve, but a hundred people who don't know each other saying the same is something to take into consideration.
if you are still single to this day due to "atin shit niggas" arm charm, maybe, just maybe they had a point..
thas "aint shit niggas"
Girl those dudes were for the moment, not husband material. Matter of a fact they are either dead or in jail. Where I knew they'd be. Let's have a moment of silence for the brothers that aint here.
Why is it that girls with bad weaves, uncomfortable shapes, several kids and no class usually the ones with a man?
Well if love can cloud you to where you can't see through all the fog of a dude that "ain't chit", then I don't want to be in love, lol! But seriously I have a friend who was clouded by a dude who ain't doo on a stick and now she is going through a terrible divorce. How about he bought her a car and now is trying to take it back? Or here's one better: he wants her to keep him on HER health insurance while he trying to get spousal support! Man marriage can be brutal!
Your Man ain't shit if he's a Pices.
YOu knwo that's what scares me about being successful. I wish a nigga would try to get spousal support, 1/2 of my 401k, stock portfolio and equity in my crib. Mark my word I will pull a Nany Holloway so quick on his ass it wont be funny. Bitchplease 3000 on that one.
Man that is terrible Firefly. You'd be surprised at how love or the thought of being alone can turn some of the most intelligent and strong minded individuals I know into spineless idiots, who curse out everyone who does not agree with their torrid relationship.. oh excuse me yall I was bout to have some church up in here!!!
But I got one for you. If yo wife provokes you to the point of striking her, and you try to leave before that happens, she tries to stop you by putting her hands on you, you knock her ass the fuck out, she send the cops to you mammas house, her next door neighbors house and yo job, the bitch aint shit!! And you can put that in the bank!!!
That's why you fall in love with someone that can match you or better financially, academically and/or physically!
Cmon Carrie!!! LMAFAO!!!!
Yo man aint shit if he is related to a Pisces for that matter!!
Yes it is terrible, and I just when you think your problems are something to be down about!
So Anonymous are you saying that we should avoid a blue collar man that may truly love us to date a high profiler who may be a stick in the mud just to say that we are educationally and vocationally compatible?
That's the goal ANON but shit happens and men get vindictive. You never know what may happen.
I must say that there is a 3:1 ratio of black women to men in school and even smaller in Corporate America. So what is your solution Anonymous. "HE" that you speak of isn't readily accessible.
I ride the Metra to work everyday, and i'm amazed at the ratio of black women to men riding downtown to work. It's about 8 to 1. Given
a lot of men work for Pepsi, UPS, and others but it's still a big ratio.
Yo man ain't chit if you only here from him at about 10pm and after 12pm!
Yo man ain't chit if he ask can he come see you and you tell him you at the hospital and all he says is "I thought I was gonna be able to rub on that booty 2nite!"
Yo man ain't chit if he needs to borrow 20 bucks errrrrrrr time you see him.
Yo man ain't chit if he needs you to come pick him up so he can take his laundry home.
Yo man ain't chit if you ask him to take you to the cheese cake factory and he doesn't know what that is!
Damn, you vile women.
you all just sit around and wait
on the fat man to do your bidding.
whatever became of the woman's liberation movement, and women are doing it for themselves. Well either get with the program, or get your self some copper top batteries, have little copper top children, and lay off the Men.
That's all I'm asking Piper. I need to know where Anon hangs out so I can winess first hand this influx of Pro Black men that she is speaking of.....LOL!!!!
Don't get me wrong I love a working man period. I just don't want to give up half of my shit though.
Excuse me stewie but you and your two year old tantrums are a little too inexperienced to join in on today's topic. Not go finish plotting to kill Lois.
BTW We are liberated...That's the problem. We have overperformed in areas that once were dominated by men. WE are waiting for mojority of the men to catch up.
That's the thing Stewie woman are doing it for themselves but the men are not on the same level and we don't have the time or patients to raise or upgrade them and the ones who have a lil something may prefer other races because they think black woman have a lot of kids are not educated and unsuccessful!
Excuse Mz. Charm, because i'm quite sure there is no Mr. Charm for good reason. I know perhaps like Lois your moaning comes from some deep inner pain, so i recommend a healthy dose of OUTTER PAIN.
Lmmfao @ Stewie I saw that yesterday!
Well i have yet to see woman catch with taking out the garbage, how bout a healthy dose of shoveling the snow this winter. We Men do not need to be raised. You all nag and nag, no matter what we do is never good enough. We good men, who work can't get abreak, but all Pookie has to due is provide enough change to get you a bundle of kinky no. 5 weave and you treat him like royalty.
See Sunshines comment above yours. For everything she mentioned is a damn good reason why there isn't one.
Thanks for watching the show Sunshine
Piper,
When I worked downtown, I never took Metra, it wasn't close to me and cost wise it wasn't beneficial. the ratio ]of black men, vs women on the Red Line is about equal though....
Stewie please. Every lady on here is more than capable of doing the menial jobs that you're nagging about. I for one Hired a company to take care of that for me along with knowitall and Carrie and BP who all have people that we pay to fo it for us. Sorry Stewie.
Well stewie I do shovel my own snow and I also take out my own garbage! And Pookie could never give me Hair or gym shoe money to make me happy or quiet!
I live for you Stewie... LMAO!!
Thats what he's used to Sunshine. So just say nod and smile until he stops. Because this discussion with him is going no where fast...LOL!
well what the devil is that you all want? I mean, dear GOD. You want to be in charge, but you want a man to be Man, you can't have it both ways. Women nowadays have a tendency to demasculate men. I have a white girlfriend and she was supportive and told me i could do it. But my Sista soulja girlfriend, is always nagging and putting me down.
Thank you bitchplease08.
finally a little respect.
We want you to be the man all the time not when it's convenient for you! If you are the man take care of the house like you suppose to don't tell me you are the man and then when it's time to pay the rent you tell me I'm an independent woman so pay it your self then turn around in the same breathe and tell me to cook you something to eat and do what you say!
Stay with your white women....BOO. Go visit Talking Shit the politically correct version so you can discuss hair lice opposed to hair weaves.
You stepped in here and slammed us asking why we don't take out garbage but then you just contradicted yourself saying that we wont let you be a man. Shit y'all complain too much. Which one is it Stewie.
Y'all lazy and then when we do it ourselves we have the problem. At the end of the day you're still a nigga. Tell Becky hello.
NO Kristen is on your list not Keisha. Get it right.
Stewie you are a piece of work, how about you continue to please yourself in between commercial breaks.
Seems i've touched a bit of a nerve, with you gals. Perhaps this should be talking SHIT, cause you woman are full of it. I'd stay with Shaquan, but she to busy visiting Ray Ray, on visiting day, Becky schedule is more freed up.
You've made a fudgie so go let Lauren clean you up because LaShonda aint.
Maybe Shaquan is but the Ladies of TC are all at work.
Beckys schedule is free and the next modern day lynching is in progress (you know something like how they did OJ and attempt on Kobe) Well you're next.
Well honey Becky can have all of ya's! Any black man that has nothing going for them selves and any black man that feels black women don't treat them right or support them enough. We ain't yo mammie grow some balls get a grip and do whatever it is you wanna do in this life and stop all the belly aching and whinning!
unfortunately Stewie woman don't ahve a clue what they want just like men. Their problem is they want what they want from who they want it from. True love can be staring them right in the face but if it aint wrapped int the correct packaging they are still complaining...
Most of them end up single at 80 with that mentality.
as a hush falls over the room the women struggle to find anything other than "I'm no tpicky I just don't feel I should have to settle"
well let me beat you guys to the punch, alot of you women are NOT the prizes that you claim to be, and alot of the time the men in your lives are "settling" for you...
Matter of a fact why is he still here. Go play with Becky if you're so fed up and done with the sisters. Shit we DONT want you back.
There is an abundance of women in the world Dat Nigga. Please, before you "settle" for me I'd rather be alone and happy. Opposed to in a relationship with a man who's here just because.
The packaging is important. Whats the point of having a man in your bed that has a good heart but he can't make your pussy wet. Who wants to live like that. I will slit my wrist before I have a man in my bed for the sake of having one.
That may be true Dat Nigga but I definitely am not settling for anyone who has less than me! I don't care how nice he is! NO sitting at the table if you ain't bringing nuttin to it!
In defense of women dat nigga, men have no clue what they want either, they want mommas and wives all in the same breath. I mean hwo you gon want to be a man, and still need me to take care of you...
WHat you say Bitch Please Motherfucking 2thousand and eight. Say that shit again. WHUT!!!!!
because in love WE TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER!!!!
There is nothing wrong with holding out until you get what you want. But what would you rather have a man who loves you unconditionally or a man with swagger
That's right! The problem with most men in the world is they mammie do everything for them even at the age of 35 and now they expect you to pick up where she left off all the while hollering I'm the man I wear the pants! Not if you need me to buy them wash them and iron them for yo ass!
Im not opposed to having a man that doesn; tmake what I do beacuse at the end of the day it's ours. The thing is if we ever part I want you to leave and take everything you came with. Not 1/2 of mine.
Id rather have a man with swagger who loves me unconditionally, why can't I have that, shit you want a woman that's your own personal hoe, but then you want me to be the perfect PTA stand in..
Please bottom line, find eomeone you love and who loves you, if they are not good in the bed, make them good in the bed...
I'm a scorpio so every sexual experience is all about me anyway. I'll show you how to do it, every combination lock is different and men don't know your combination until you give it to them...
I can get the best out of bedroom time. The trick is making sure that I want you in my bed. Who in the hell wants to lie down with Egor. Bitch not on my worst day. Hand me a copper top.
Bitchplease don't forget I'm on your side smart ass but damn it seems to me that everyone is confused, Men want mommas in their wives, and women want mac daddy warbucks in theirs..
Right Niggas want you to look like A vicky's secret model act like a porn star in the bedroom and act like a lady when you are out in public so why can't I have what I want out of a man!
^^^^^^^^^^ Does all of that.
wel I'll say this, no one is perfect, but there is someone perfect for you, I for one am tired of sifting through the sale items for that one cute blouse, why can't I just hold off on shopping until I can get what I want?
dat nigga, these women don't know what they want. I asked every chic, what they wanted, not about what they got. And all you keep yellin what i got. Well ladies, I drive a luxury car, and have a house, and make 70,000 plus. But yall so concentrated on what someone got, but what you got apparently and good enough, cause you ain't got a man, and that's what you bitchin about. think about. Stewie- OUT, Becky's calling.
If you're my guy you will get the business if you're naughty or nice. **wink-wink**
Okay I don't remeber you asking about what we want but anyway. Farewell, au revoir, toodles and Holla back.
Me too Stewie I got everything you got now what!
I know that's right Miranda if you are gonna own it it may as well be exactly what you want!
Ummm, air force, i'm going to the planet, would you like to go?
All I am saying is, alot of time women feel that their accomplishments, the 401K, the job, the car, the house means that they have somehow "arrived" but all that means nothing when you have the mentality of a 16 year old baby momma...
I know alot of succesful single women, they have it all, brains, beauty, money all that, but their inner core aint right, they view things in a VERY fucked up mentality. No one wants to be with someone that is crazy, just because they can "upgrade" cha!!
Alot of times it takes someone higher than you, to make you realize that you still have some climbing to do Ms Perfections....
The reason I am single is because I want to be, not because everyone is fll of shit, because quiet as its kept, WE ALL CAN BE FULL OF SHIT AT TIMES....
It is oh so refreshing to meet someone who can spark your interest and stimulate your intellect. But like the comments that were made earlier about the uneven ratio of professional women to men, do we really stand a chance of meeting a person who will inspire us to reach teh next plateau. All of my support had come from other successful women whom I aspire to be like. Never a relationship where we are both struving to be a power couple like Michelle and Barack. So it only leaves me to do me and be proud of me and all that I've accomplished.
Well I'm single because I need someone who understands how deep and complex I am if you are shallow and impatient then I am not the person for I have no problems trying to get to know people and understanding their mode of thinking the sentiment however is not returned.
It is no secret that most black men are "lagging", and black women (bless our hearts) will be more than loyal to black men than we deserve. Black men as a group are more aware of their chauvinism just as black women are more aware of their struggles and our struggles together. But despite our common history of victimization we still victimize each other, why is that?
The real problem with men and women, is leaning on YOUR OWN understanding to find a mate/partner. Our own understanding will and is not enough!
"Lean not on our own understanding"...Amen to that!
I agree Firefly we don't appreciate each others struggles as black mean and woman but it hard to have compassion for other people in which whom shoes' you do not walk I will admit that!
Please understand taht you gotta have a J-O-B if you wanna be with ME.
LMMFAO!!!!
Sorry that should have been
WE don't appreciate each others struggles as black men and women but it is hard to have compassion for other people in which who's shoes you do not walk!
I hear ya anon "you gots to have a j-0-b if you wanna be wit me"
AMEN TO THAT, but if i have to choose between a man with a job and an unemployed goo dman who takes care of the kids and has food ready when I get there (homecooked or takeout) I'm going with the latter.
A man with job can still spend all of his money on bullshit so now what you got?
Negative sunshine, you heart allows you to have compassion for ANYONE in need whether you have walked in their shoes or not.
Choose men that are GOOD FOR YOU not just men who GOOD TO YOU, there is a difference. A man that is good to you, has the ability to be good to someone else, but a man that is good for you will always be that.
whatever, women need to just stop nagging period. Here's one for ya...
Prov 18:6 " The words of a fool (woman) lead to strife; His speech invites blows.
At least he will be spending his own money! Just don't ask me for any of mine!
Whew you all have been busy chatting it up today.
I appreciate the struggle of black peopel as a whole. But the sad part about African Americans is that we are the only ones that can't seem to stick together through difficult times. We are quick to turn our backs on one another and then point fingers at where the fault lies. I spoke about this in a previous topic about how Willie Lynch came up with a system to keep blacs enslaved metally for 200 years after the abolishment of slavery. Those ways were to create controversy and jealousy among the skin tones and sex. He was right. Wake up people. Love and appreciate one another. Also we must understand that rap videos are a form of entertainment. As soon as we figure that out the better off we as a people will be.
right dat nigga, look at how a man treats those around him...his friends, his family his MOTHER! If he treats them with love and respect as well as have love and respect for himself, he may just be an alright guy.
okay sunshine after he spends his money on bullshit whose money you think he gon ask for next to take care of bsuiness....
Yep you guess it, yours boo...
Now you are even angrier because you KNOW he had money and STILL asking for yours...
Anon that can apply to men too they nag as well!
Firefly every man treats every woman differently you can judge a man some what on how he treats other people but it does not always mean you will be treated the same good or bad.
AF1 what you said was game set and match....
But at least he had his own from the jump but if you coming through door with nothing then how angry am I going to be then cause you got nothing in the first place.
I'm gonna find me a man, with sensitive eyes, one who understands, love is stronger than pride, not just any man, one of a kind.
You right about not being able to stick together during the hard times. we can't even live together let alone talk about trying to stick together on bigger things as a whole.
So Anon is a bible thumping woman beater ...LOL!!!
That passage isn't specifically for a woman it's for a fool who says something stupid and gets beat up
A fool's lips enter into contention, and HIS (not her) mouth calleth for strokes. (get popped in it) KJV.
Have a blessed day!
Very true sunshine men don't treat everyone the same, but men don't plan on dogging you from jump, something usually happens, women on the other hand have a plan from the gate, then wonder why their Karma has aligned them with bullshit ass niggas..
God will never help you dog someone, so you will continue to be placed in the same situation until you correct the mistakes of self.
Again ladies some of yall aint as polished as you think you are and I be looking. Especially when I meet a girl who has this "Im the shit" attitude, don't let me find fallacy because a person, man or woman who feels that they have no changing to do and are fine just the way they are, if single will stay that way....
Women stop blaming men for you bitchiness, smart mouths and attitudes, men can't make you do anything, you all are independant strong women who don't need a man to justify you right, don't talk about it be about it. If I can't make you shut the hell up nagging when I want you to, what the hell makes you think I'm about to believe I can make you act a dman fool!!
Don't pick and choose the power you give men, if no man has power over you then so it is written so it shall be done!!!
There is someone for everyone and that person is gonna love you for exactly the person you are no matter what your status is or your background you just have to be able to recognize that person while they are standing in front of you is the trick.
To Sunshine...no one is saying that you should go out and select the scum of the Earth to be your life partner. But if a man who doesn't make as much as you and isn't as educated as you but loves you more than himself why not. Money isn't everything but it certainly helps. All I ask is that a man who I share my life with doesn't ry to take everything from me if our relationship turns sour.
I can concur with that sunshine cause I have talked with men who said they would never hit a woman but when that woman pushed them buttons, his arm starting pushing her! I'm not a man so I don't understand how a man may control his feelings when it comes to a woman he loves/care about. But seeing how he's treated others his whole life may (I said may) be a good indication of how will treat you.
oh Charlotte...
Here we go...
Men have a plan from the gate too dat nigga they usually always do! I am the first to admit I have flaws but don't point out all mine and then when I gets to telling you about you act surprised that you are not perfect yourself!
Perhaps, we put way tooo much thought into finding a mate. Now before you get at me, just listen.
Falling in love is supposed to be a beautiful thing. When you look up and see that man, and look him in his eyes, and you get those butterflies in your stomach because he smiled at you. We instantly off the back, try to scan for an ATM reciept, or the Benz he's headed for. What about, the T.V. repair. Perhaps, we should stop expecting for Men to offer romance, and show them. In this day, people are governed by their surrounding. So I for one, the next time i see that glint, am going to ask a man, just to take a walk in the park with me, and talk (over white chocalate mochas) and just enjoy the beauty of romance.
Y'all gonna have to help the negro that puts his hands on me. I refuse to be in relationship with a man and all we do is argue. That's not healthy. For every second you spend upset is a second of your life that you can never get back. That's pne of those I got a man for the ssake of having one deals....LOL!
well firefly emotion does cancel out logic, and if the right buttons are pushed anyone has the ability to get slapped. But if a man has moral fiber he will be able to stop your madness long before the point of punching you in the mouth.
He will do that by leaving you because you are the type of women who makes im step outside of himself and what he believes in, which is layin them bows on yo big mouth ass...
Just this past weekend I witness a husband and wife couple go at it. She has a big ass mouth which doesn't justify him whooping her ass, but why provoke that, YOU KNOW you can;t whoop him, so why not ask him to leave if he that damn fucked up to where you gotta be all in his face to the point where he gives you soem GD glasses (Black eyes).
Women always claim to be the smarter sex, but they sho'll fall short of that, when they have a man who aint afraid to buss they ass upside the head. Instead of shutting the hell up and realizing you have an ignorant man and moving on, you will sit there and argue and name call and bitch until you mouth looks like a jack-o-latern because he don knocked all your teeth out...
Now how many IQ points does it take to alleviate that...
Well that is very good for you AF1 money isn't everything but it is the reason 50% of marriages end in divorce. I'm not saying a man has to make as much as me I'm just asking that all you need from me when you meet is for me to love you that's it.
Have all your own because I have mine you cannot drive my car or move in my crib!
sunshine the only plan a man has from jump is to get into your pants....
Oh Piper....My most romantic date was when I went up North to this guys house and I parked my car and we walked to Ben & Jerry's got ice cream and walked back. There was no pressure, no time limits. It were if he and I were the only two that mattered in the world and that made me feel so good. He was also cute, we were in college so he didn;t have much money. Anyway it was simple and cute.
the last time I tried that Piper I ended up Queen of the damned...
Well dat nigga some women really like for a man to buss them in the mouth they think it means he really cares about them I know a lot of women like that but I am not one I know when a man is about to throw dem bows on yo ass he usually pauses and says "what" "what the f did you just say".
exact a mondo!!!!!!! Eureka!!!!!!!!! @ dat nigga
Those marriages end in divorce because the foundation lacked God and Love. The vows state for richer and for poorer. If I marry a man for money and it runs out i'm gone. That's what happens to the marriages that end to to financial distress.
Whats wrong with that Sunshine, you want the right man in your pants anyway, he doesn't know that he is not him....
I wonder why?
took the words right outta my mouth bp08, its like we share a brain...
That's because you do share a brain...
Morons..
Lmmfao @ bp08!
Okay Af1 a lot of women love to take care of men because they think it's a way of showing their love and affection for them and when he leaves and tries to take everything you have so he can maintain his standards of living while he was with you that's wrong! Or when he looks to the next woman to take care of him because you ruined him then what!
Then you let him know that YOU are not the last bitch and he wants you he will recognize that.
What women fail to realize is men have no clue what women want. They know what THEIR woman wants, so when he is with another woman he figures "hell my last girl liked it so maybe that is what women like" a common mistake but it is truth. your job is to define yourself as different, respectfully and genuinely...
He will comply trust me, can;t fault the man for what he don't know. Hell yall don't even know what kinda mood you will be in from day to day so how are men supposed to know
Oh I don't sponsor not nan nigga so I can't accurately answer your question. I'm saying that I'm not going to miss out on a chance to be loved because he only finshed high school and didn't make it to an Ivy Leagus school. I don't NEED a man's money and I'm not going to entertain a bum. If were out to dinner I shouldn't haev to TELL a man to open the door and take care of the bill. It's a date. Dating etiquette applies. If I do have to show them ir talk about going dutch then he will immediately be dismissed.
God Damn sunshine can the relationship begin first before you think about what happens after he leaves....LOL!
Please excuse the typos but y'all feel me.
Because you are to study and recognize your mates moods and attitudes that's what I do if I with a guy I can pretty much tell by the look on his face what kind of mood he's in! I also can tell what he likes and hates within in 2wks of meeting him I ask you why do I have to tell him anything why can't you learn me the same why I learn you?
You have to think about everything when it comes to relationships from beginning to the end each person you deal with in life leaves a footprint on your heart!
Well maybe you are a body language analyst / mind reader. If more people were like you they would know that their husbands would murder them after 20+ years of marriage.
For those of us that don;t read minds we must continue to get to know a persons likes and dislikes not figure them out by the look on his face.
Yes there is an impression but no two relationships will ever be the same.
well men are basic sunshine, doesn't take too long to figure them. If it does then you are the slow one.. LOL
Women on the other hand are very different and complex creatures that once figured out will still throw you for a loop. You all don't have control over your emotions, and act out due to them, how are we, who do not have half the emotions that you do, understand
that...
That's like asking us why yall don't hurt when we kick you in the privates and we do, yall don't ahve what we have...
That's the problem most men and women are so self absorbed they hardly ever pay attention to their mate until they want something from them. Well you don't have to be a body language analyst / mind reader to know what's going on with your mate most women and men are so desperate they ignore most of the signs that's right in front of their face because they don't wanna be alone again!
Women are complex but most men don't wanna bother with even getting to know what's to you they just what you to behave they way that's best for them ie you need to fit in their box or else you are outta there!
Well, i suggest we all find the sign of guy we're most compatible with (except for Pices, they should be all exterminated) and find a man from that zodiac, stop analyzing and just enjoy what the powers that be have put together.
You need to understand your mate as well as enjoy Him!
You know i really hate when people say women are complex. Simplicity is what we should strive for. What's so complex about a woman?
A woman wants to be loved, appreciated, taken care of and protected to a certain degree, and have security. That's not complex it's human. And in life, we as human have simple needs, food, water, and oxygen. Find three basic needs for a relationship and cut all this complex shit out.
You know, sometime we as woman are expecting the man to move the world, that we forget to do little things today, do little things just to do, do little things because, i know what it means to you.
But the fact of the matter is that women are complex and very different!
blah blah blah good man.
The English language is so profound even the most difficult thing in the world could be made to sound simple.
"A woman wants to be loved, appreciated, taken care of and protected to a certain degree, and have security."
Okay your idea of how to go about these things is different from woman to woman. Some women like doors opened for them, while others consider the guy a lame for trying to be a gentleman, (personal experience talking here). Some women like for their man to take charge, while other feel like you are nto taking their feelinsd into consideration. What some men feel is security other women may feel it as smothering...
Shall I go on.... I can
"And in life, we as human have simple needs, food, water, and oxygen."
okay for some women that food could be Harolds while other request five star with valet parking, some women don't mind drinking fromt he fountain at a park while others prefer Ice Mountain.
I can continue if you like, men constantly chnage to woo woman all the time because this woman likes it this way and that woman likes it that way. I'm not saying its difficult, but when those things start to change per day, then that is where the complex nature arises...
I mean women help me out, one of you DID say you were complex correct.. can I get a witness then!! SHIT!!
You women keep saying that complex thing. We've become a nation of drama queens, throwing things so out of proportion. I don't want a woman who is a rubix cube, i want one that just knows how to treat and appreciate a man, and can recieve the same in return. What the hell is so "complex" about that?
Complex is getting a rocket to the moon, complex is finding cheap energy alternatives, loving some one should not be complex, it's one of the most human and basic things of all. Take the words of Jesus when he said this is my commandment that ye love one another. I guess that's complex too. Loving my best friends isn't complex, i know them, i know how they are, the woman and men, i just love them for whom they are.
See that's that fit in the box or beat it I was talking about!
Is that good man really LEO?
Witness!!!!
I know I'm complex, jsut as all human beings are not just women. Yes Good Man we all hae basic needs, but our needs being fulfilled in a relationship is only 50% although they are the same its our WANTS that make up the other 50% and they change daily...
Good man you have officially turned me on.
Well, if women prefer to let minor things, like what I can afford to buy them to drink, or more of the fact of us drinking it together, they can continue to be alone, and wish for things that are implausible by having everything you want. I'm sure there are plenty of women who appreciate the fact of being loved and being treated right. So wait for the don,
You haven't dated in a while huh good man?
Or his last girlfriend was from the 60's bp08!
i want one that just knows how to treat and appreciate a man, and can recieve the same in return. What the hell is so "complex" about that?
There is NOTHING complex about what you are saying, sure it sounds easy and if it were that easy, we'd all be married and there would be no reason for todays discussion right? Bu we aren't we are damn near all dsingle so apparently it aint as black and white as you claim it to be. Have you found that woman that embodies those characteristics?
(cue the crickets)
Show me one woman that says she's not complex, and I'll show you a liar.
No he hasn't...LOL!!!!!
umm good man,
Call me, 777-9311
I am not Complex. Just stay the same when you're dealing with me and we wont have a problem. If we talk on the phone every night at 10 pm for the last year and then I don't hear from you in two days I'm going to wonder why.
All women want to be loved and appreciated but if you can't understand that my basic wants and need have to fit me because I'm use to the things that I am used to then you are not the man for me good or not loving someone is loving them and all that they encompass meaning if I only drink Fiji water I only want that and tap waters not gonna due cause I drinking it with you.
Nestle, Dasani and Fiji for me. Sorry! I can taste the inpurities in Ice Mountain. YUKKK!!!
Yes, i've dated, and actually have a date tonight. Just about all of you are single? Noooo, think about why,
I'll Wait...........
Well that's cause everybody claims to be so damn complex. I'm taking my date to sit at the Oberwiss, to share a sundae, and play chess. Simple, but it's a new show on Fox tonight called Fringe, it's seems complex, you all should feel right at home.
Awwwwwwwwwwww that's so cute good man I hope you guys have a good time!
You see sunshine, that's why ugly ass Florida Evan could keep a man, and you sleeping on the couch with your girls like J.J. and Michael,
cause Fiji water is more important to you, than having the living waters flow with you.
Alright now, good man, watch yourself.
Well I like what I like and if you love me you will accept and and know it! That what real love is goooood man!
Yes, i see what love is
In the sunshine, it's apperently Fiji water.
My life, my life, my life, in the sunshine.
Flow that mess right on up outta here brotha I don't have to sleep on the couch with me girls I can have mr.wrong come stay ova if I just need male company ha!
AF1 not complex.. Liar number 1
whose next...
"Just about all of you are single? Noooo, think about why,
I'll Wait..........."
are you still waiting, wait no more...
for the same reason you are single probably good man, we got fucked up views on what should and shouldn't be, and haven't the slightest idea what we are talking about....
I guess this is what it sounds like, when the Doves Cry,
you hear the responses of the women good man?
and you were saying...
no further questions you may step down...
Well Good man, if your date don't work out, you call me,
Hony i'm not picky, i drink Aquifina, jewel brand, what ever is
on sale.
That's right sucka all you need to know is if I'm happy then you my love are always gonna be happy aka the sun will always shine on you!
well not everyone wants to see you laughing in the purple rain good man..
Although your date sounds romantic as hell, there are some women that judging by past convesations on here find it cheap and aint about to go for that too long..
I find that it's not the setting its the company, because when you are with a that one good man, you habe no clue what's going on around you anyway...
My intuitions tell me that we have an old entity on here posing as someone new..
Welcome sunshine...
The responses from the women, sounds like the women at the GOP National convention, Read the Mary Mitchell column and you know how that is. So if that's why i'm leaving State court, it doesn't mean anything, cause the women i deal with are on a federal level.
The state courts decision as been overridden, due to lack of facts, and lack of dates apperently,
Yeah M.Hobbs I was gonna say that date would good only once but you ain't finna keep taking me for ice cream and chess we gots to get some real food at some point now!
Nestle is not even purified they cracked them down on the news not too long agao, its just regular old tap, so the impurities in Ice Mountain aren't that shabby after all....
but you can be held in contempt for having unruly outburst after you have been asked off the stand....
Baliff escort this lunatic outta here...
Well again i say, the women that feel my date would be cheap, can sit it out at home. Fox has a great lineup this season. These days a brother can make $60,000 and still be pressed for funds at times. So i'll be enjoying the company of others, and tivo the fox lineup, that's as about as complex as i'd like it to get, the playback.
Federal women are more complex than state women..
your date tonight is with a man isnt it?
there will be none of that ANON, shut it before you are escorted outta here as well
Lmmfao! @ anon!
NOOOOOOO GOOOOD MAAAAAN not the couch for a movie
It depends Anon, are you the stud-broad of my life
NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU FROM THE HALLWAY GOOD MAN
court will be out in a moment, you can express your views at that point...
Okay, now gentlemen, by nice.
on the contrary good man, you with the Senate in here, they have the power to remove you entire testimony from existance...
as you can see, you have been deleted twice..
I can appreciate a walk in the park a movie on the couch and a fancy restaurant as long as your conversation is good and you change up please don't think you are gonna keep taking me on free or cheap dates!
LMAO...LMAO...LMAO!!!!
I think we all can agree though that it is harder thatn you may realize to get it exactly right in relationships.
Just try to enjoy them as they come. the simple things that Good Man were speaking of, were a wonderful view of what "could be" it's just that so many of us have been brusied emotionally by our past that its just too hard to settle for simple things any longer.
it's a shame though the simple things are what set the groundwork for the larger that life productions....
and you keep getting deleted...
LMAO!!!
Oh Well Miranda,
Thats fine, Perhaps the Senate is afraid of something. While the senate is exercising it power, it still can't manage to find a man.
Just like free speech blobs to censor the one telling the truth.
Well have fun with your senate powers tonight alone, Mir.
POW!!!!
as people run from the court room they see a tackily dressed man (good man) lying ina pool of blood. Over him stands a classy woman with a smoking pistol and out of her mouth comes...
"I couldn't take it any longer, his ramblings were a sure sign of a big ego in a small package, I'm dragging his ass body back to the closet he sprang from. Its obvious he knows nothing about women!"
NO AF1's evil twin....LMMFAO!!!!
Ummm no, I'm with mine right now, we are both laughing at your 1920's attitude toward women and your obvious fresh off of dictionary.com speech....
and your man would be where?
Hold the hell on good man who says we all gonna be alone 2nite just because you going on your first date in about 3yrs
who in the hell is you twin sister AF1!!!??!! LMAO!!!!
You're All Les Bos
In the world's of the Great Eric Cartman
Suck My Balls Kyle
single does not mean alone, nor does it mean lonely it means just single, which I find MUCH more gratifying than a loveless relationship...
LMAFAO @ good man!!!
@@###@ @@@@@@@ @@@@ fat ass
Sunshine, mechanical devices don't count.
I heard they put you out for the count errrrr time!
Mir(man)da you know you aint got no man, what after cruising the produce aisle at Pick & Save you managed to drug a bagger boy and now you go thim tied up in your house posing as your boyfriend?
You're so cheap....
No Sunshine, or Ceile
whomever you are.
My ice cream and Chess going have me 10inches deep in a sea of Tilapia tonight. My suggestion for you, playgirl on demand.
Yeah right if anything you gonna be 2 inches inside the palm of your hand by 10pm!
Please Sunshine keep your plans
to yourself, i don't care to know what hermaphodites do in the evening.
You already know being one and dating them all the damn time!
Again sunshine, please leave the details of your conception out of the blog, Lunch was only hours ago, and some of us plan on dinner, with more than imaginary people.
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