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What's up Chit Talkers,

Sorry for the extended intermission but the wait is over. Are you ready to tell the world what GRINDS YOUR GEARS or check out the friendly fire between Miranda Hobbs and Bitchplease '08? Well Firefly, H2O and myself are ready to get back on the grind and hit you with a question of the day "QOTD" to keep you coming back sharing thoughts that may bring us together or respectfully divide us as we share our opinions.

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Let's get ready to Talk Chit!!!!!!

Astologically Speaking

Astrology is the science of the soul. Have relationship issues, need to get the attention of that new cutie you been peepin out? Let Professor Grey help. In the comments portion post your question and watch Professor Grey heal you mind. What do you have to lose except for the dilemma you came here with? Try me out...

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Take A Bow

The world has been hanging on to the edge of their seats to put the missing pieces together to the physical ending of celeb couple Chris Brown and Rihanna. As of yet, the story hasn't been fully disclosed. Although speculations and gossip blogs are off chain with accusations that either Rihanna spread herpes to Brown or by the fact the she lost it when Mr. "Never the right time to say goodbye" said hello to a late nite booty call.

Could this relationship have possibly been headed towards splitsville and Rihanna pulled a Lynn Whitfield (Actress from Thin Line) out of spite to sabotage Chris' career or is it just to say that not only is Rihanna the poster child for Gucci 2009 campaign , but also Herpes Awareness, Wrap It Up and Battered Women?

Would you jeopardize a person's career for breaking up with you...or would you beat a person for giving you a communicable disease?

ARE YOU CHRIS BROWN OR RIHANNA?

Deuce 1 The Rules of Gay Swagger

As I said before I now know exactly what to look for in a suitable partner. You see the man for me is a complex individual. He must show affection, but not too much. He must love to love but not become too needy. He must be strong, and gentle, loving yet firm, and most of all, sensual and not sexual as there is a difference, and truth be told, 50% of the population has no idea what that difference is.

Unfortunately in my search for a partner I have went through multitudes of soldiers. Until I found the category I LOVED. STRAIGHT MEN!! You see, I have to be friends with anyone I decide to "take down" and since I have no desire at all to befriend any more HOMO men (The friends I have are QUITE enough and sometimes, even they are put on notice) straight men, have the exact chemical and genetic make-up that I crave. Unfortunately for me they usually come attached to a female. Now make no mistake I have a strict rule. If I know your girl, you are safe, as I believe it is totally unfair to bewitch a friend's man. I mean when you think about it its unfair anyway, but if you know the union first hand, for me its kinda hard for me to swallow. I have bewitched a many soldiers, all were nice men, that for some reason always hooked up with a female that wasn't exactly complimentary. She would be unfair, overbearing, and just a down right bitch. (Tip ladies, if you are a female that is extremely hard to please, do know that I am what most call the clean up man.) I am the reason your man has romantic ideas to please you. I put the understanding of femininity in his psyche. I am the one who rests his soul in my lap and tell him that he is indeed a King. Make no mistake men, I am also the one teaching your girl how to love you, how to please you, and best of all, how to keep you. I am a love techincian. If Cupid is "Sales" I am "Custumer Service." I should charge you fools for my services, the marriages I have saved severely outweigh the unions I have interfered in. Still today, I continue to weave enchantments that balance out love and hate in hetrosexual nuptials or relationships. In return for my services usually my soldiers massage me with statements much like "Damn I wish my girl would do this like that..." or "Man if you was a woman you would be the REAL DEAL..." When I am told this usually there is only one reply you should have. Smile softly and think calmly to yourself ..."Gotcha"

Stay Tuned for the 10 rules to capturing and keeping a straight man of your own.....

Astrologically Speaking

Astrology is the scientific code to the soul. Got a question about a relationship a friendship, or any random situation. Try the Professors Grey and Xtra. What have you got to lose besides the problem you came here with. Don't forget to click the title link!!

Guess Who's Back

Well you guys I know it has been a while but H2O is back!! I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME THANGS and I am pleased to announce the the end of my struggle may be near!! Today I watched the Inaug of President Obama (Damn it feels good to say that!!) and it gave me an entire different sense of awareness. My favorite line of his speech is when he says "..we will extend a hand if you unclench your fist..." Very powerful words!!! I have missed all of you terribly. I am not sure where Firefly and Airforce 1 are in this electronic cosmos, but if you two are out there lets get this show back on the road!!

I have spoken with Miranda Hobbs and she is ready to again provide the matrix with her witty suggestions, also Professor Grey has been working on up close and personal projects since he has recently fell in love. So with that said, lets get this back up and running. There is a reason why our friends were green about this site!! Lets keep that shade consistant!!!

YES WE CAN, AND WE DID, NOW WE WILL!!!!!

YES WE DID! YES WE DID! YES WE DID!

Our 44th United States President...

Barack Hussein Obama

Hottest Ticket in the Country!

Will you be there?

Quiji Are You With Me

It's Halloween and TC wants to address any spooky activity that you may have encountered. Do you believe that spirits are all around you, or maybe even haunt you? What about spells that will deliver pain to others but bring you joy, like feeding a man spaghetti with a special feminine ingredient to make him love you....and did it work? Did you ever receive accurate results from a Quiji board or summons Bloody Mary in your bathroom? Better yet, did you tee pee or egg someones home for giving you bad candy. Talking Chit Heads want to know!!!!!!!!


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GOTV!

Today I voted. I thought it would be a good idea to take advantage of early voting, beat the long lines and traffic, ya know, get ahead before November 4th. From all the buzz and talk of this election, I had anticipated maybe a little traffic, but I was not prepared for what I encountered - especially at 8 o'clock in the morning. As I walked down the street towards the voting place, I looked ahead and couldn't help but notice a long line of people waiting outside a building. I kept thinking this can't be the voting place and I was hoping it wasn't. To my dismay it was, and in my type A impatient mind, I quickly got irritated. I thought I can come back and hope the lines die down, or I can suck it up, risk being late to my class and get in that early vote. I decided to wait since the lines seemed to be moving rather quickly. As I followed suit in line behind 4 other people a young lady passed out forms for everyone to fill out and re-iteriated for everyone to make sure their names, address and today's date were on it. I filled out the form and proceeded in my place in the moving line. My irritation suddenly diminished when I starting to look at the faces of people around me. Young faces, old faces, white, black, red, yellow faces. At this point a gentlemen who seemed like he was part of "crowd control" started to tell people ahead of me to go in, in groups of 10. My group went in the polling room and there were even more people inside! I felt like I was at the DMV but with a bigger purpose of being there. I would have to say as many people that were there, they made the process very easy and it was very organized as different lines were separated for different steps. The first step was to make sure you were a registered voter in the state, get a voter card for the booth and then proceed to wait in another line. This line proceeded to a sitting area where people took turns passing around a "clip board" that served as a "number" as they got up simultaneously to go to the voter booth.

As I sat and waited for the clip board to come around I decided to catch up on some reading. Before I knew it, I looked up and the guy sitting to the left of me had the clip board. I don't know why, but I got this anxious nervous yet excited feeling in the pit of my stomach. After one voter finished voting, the guy next to me got up and took his turn at the booth. He passed me the clip board and I felt like he had passed me the torch at the Olympics! Then it was my turn to go to the booth. I couldn't help but smile at the the thought that I am about to be a part of making history. As I inserted the voter card in the slot, after pressing the "English" button for my language, my smile was accompanied by tears. I looked up to the top right hand corner of the screen that read "Obama, Barack/Biden, Joe (President/Vice President)". I stared at it before pressing the touch screen to mark "x" at my selection. Stared at it long enough hoping that I can make a mark in my memory and in history, that would be etched in my brain forever.

I felt so proud when I left the polling place. Proud like Martin must be feeling right now in heaven. The sun was shining and I felt good. I just hope and pray that these same feelings can revisit me come election day next Tuesday.

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GET OUT THE VOTE!

All Good In The Hood.....OR NOT!!!!!!

Since the vicious slaying of J Hud's relatives, NBC national news has deemed Chicago the "Murder Capitol" of the world. Meanwhile, Chi Town locals are wondering why the Academy award winning, American Idol star never made an attempt to relocate her family from their Englewood home to anywhere else. Jennifer, who is known to have a condo in the Loop (Downtown Chicago) and a home in LA would visit her mom quite frequently in the heart of the hood. The talk around town is "Why would and How could Jennifer leave them in the Ghetto", as if she turned her back on them and left them victims of a socio-economically challenged neighborhood. When you move on up...should you move on out?

"Bromance"

Posted on behalf of H20

 There comes a time in every man's life when he must leave his childhood buddies behind and start his new life with the woman of his choice, but what happens when the man spends too much time with his buddies? How much time is too much time? Women have you yourself or know of anyone in a relationship where the woman feels neglected or left out of her mates "guy time?"  Should women feel threatened by their guys male bonding or should they just follow the age old saying "let sleeping dogs lie?" Is their a such thing as a BRO-MANCE?

With Deepest Sincerity...

TC would like to send our condolences to the Hudson family for their tragic loss. 

Our prayers are with you Jennifer...

TC iz Taking a Break!

Please check back later!

I Made You, Why Would I Play You!!!!

Posted on behalf of Blogger Class Act:

Let's say you are in a relationship. You and your mate both have went from ashy 2 nasty 2 classy together. Now that you are both successful and live in a certain comfort zone your mate has done a complete 360 on you and does not treat you the same and cheats repetitively. Do you stick around because you have had a hand in making your mate what he or she is today or do you leave and let someone else enjoy the fruits of your labor with your mate?

No Call No Show!!!!

Professor Grey is in Cabos this week and we have no idea where Professor Extra is. So, with that being said I don't know what to do considering Friday's are our advice days. Anonymous where are you with that topic that you owe us....We can use it right now. Suggestions, comments, complaints, grind sessions or maybe you want to tell somebody to kiss your ass better yet you probably want to us to pray that you don't slap the hell out of a co-worker today....Do what you like......Have a great weekend!!!!!

Barack + Obama = Anti-Christ ???!!!!???

After watching a national news show the other night I became very disturbed by people making claims that Barack Obama IS the Anti-Christ. I mentioned this malarchy to a few friends who say they feel ashamed to say it but they agree. They went on to tell about several books in the Bible that describe a man whose image appears to be very Obama-esque which they feel supports their blasphemus theory. Are you religious and believe that Obama is anything but a child of God or do think that this malicious rumor was started by a group who can't seem to find any dirt on B*Rock???? Your thoughts!!!

Please click the link to see the CNN related news story!

"TIL DEATH DO US PART

If you are celebrating your last night out as a free man or woman, should you be allowed to "get busy" with the entertainment (stripper)? Why is it that most people feel like they are violating a sacred union even though it hasn't officially begun, and others don't? Last but not least, If you found out that your soon to be spouse got a little at his or her Bachelor(ette) party, would you be upset? Why or Why not?

HELL DATE

Have you ever been fixed up with someone before?...Or maybe you do remember exchanging numbers with someone but can't exactly recall how they look? Their self-description via phone sounds as if you've landed you a winner. Unfortunately, when they arrive at the designated meet up spot you see that they neglected to mention that they're missing teeth, or one leg is shorter than the other or maybe they have a lazy eye, or the lady has a mustache and beard thicker than yours (not saying that anything is wrong with people with these conditions, but you just weren't prepared). Follow that with a picture swap of them when they were 10 yrs younger and 30 lbs lighter. Then there are also the dangers of the "Person Swap" where you think you are talking to one sex and it turns out to be another!! There are fears associated with the blind dates so why do people do it? There have been many blind date success stories which is cool but today we want to hear about your Hell Date experiences.

To Snip or Not To Snip

Vasectomy vs. Tube tying .......

I was shocked to find out that a lot of couples have disagreements as to who will cut off their ability to reproduce once they have completed their family. Women feel that having their tubes tied is a longer recovery period opposed to a man who can get snipped and be back on his feet in no time. Who should be responsible for the permanent sterility in a relationsip?