Tuesday, October 14, 2008
HELL DATE
Have you ever been fixed up with someone before?...Or maybe you do remember exchanging numbers with someone but can't exactly recall how they look? Their self-description via phone sounds as if you've landed you a winner. Unfortunately, when they arrive at the designated meet up spot you see that they neglected to mention that they're missing teeth, or one leg is shorter than the other or maybe they have a lazy eye, or the lady has a mustache and beard thicker than yours (not saying that anything is wrong with people with these conditions, but you just weren't prepared). Follow that with a picture swap of them when they were 10 yrs younger and 30 lbs lighter. Then there are also the dangers of the "Person Swap" where you think you are talking to one sex and it turns out to be another!! There are fears associated with the blind dates so why do people do it? There have been many blind date success stories which is cool but today we want to hear about your Hell Date experiences.
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I met a guy at the club. The next day he came to get me for our date and he was wearing the same clothes he had on the night before. I can't take it.
How about the worst pick-ups from guys from the "off da street club"? I once had this guy flag me down in his dune buggy ( I thought I dropped something the way he was honking his horn!) and had the nerve to walk up chomping on a cheeseburger! Food hanging all on the side of his mouth and everything! Baby Bye!
What about i met this fine dude at the plaza. Gave him my number, we had cool conversation. He stopped by one day and the only reason I invited him over was because he seemed like he had sense. He stayed for like an hour because he started talkign about his father worships the sun and his ex girl is a voodoo priestess who buries combs in peopel back yards. I got that negro out of my house. He left liek a milli vm messages asking what did he do to me that i wont answer the phone. I had to change my number.
I met this one dude in traffic and he was cute. So one day we met up and he wouldn't get out of his truck and talk to me so I got pissed. This man was paralyzed from the waste down. He got shot as a teen but has a special function to drive his truck.
I have a paralysis story. My girlfriend invited me to come on a blind double date. I was young so I agreed. Got in the mini van and the dude was paralyzed from the neck down from a football injury. I was hungry, broke and in college so I went to dinner. I was pissed because I had to cut his food up and feed him. WTF!!!
That was 10 years ago and I still let her have it.
lmafao!!! ANON!!! i feel bad for laughing, but I got one to top that. I wwas hooked up on a date with a friend of mine and the guy just so happened to be deaf. When I arrived I thought he was being shady because I spoke to him and he said nothing. The night progressed and I noticed his obvious impaired speech. Then one of my friends nudged me and said "you know he is deaf right?!"
I was so mad that I could have yelled at the top of my lungs, but what good would that have done if he couldn't hear me...
OH THAS NOTHING!!! I met a guy off a phone chat line, we talked on the phone for like maybe 3 weeks straight before I decided to meet him. He seemed nice and the description of him intrigued me. But I wanted him to like me for me and nto for what he saw so I lied about what I looked like. I kinda dummed down my looks just to see if his head was in a superficial hat or not!
He wasn't and he seemed nice. He worked at Red Lobster and I wanted to sneak up on him so I did. I walked in and to my surprise I saw a 8 feet tall, 9 feet wide extreme MATRIX homo sexual and his name tag matched the name of the man I had conversated with for 3 weeks. He asked me "how many people in your party?" very fem!!!
I told him "none" and walked out of the restaurant...
I have never used a phone line again!!
man come on what is up with the topics???? Hell Dates? For Real? Yall starting to sound like BET after it got sold to Viacom please don't tell me yall sold out too! What happened to TC After Dark? What happened to the raunchy get down and dirty topics? I'm an avid blogger but I don't know lately....
Hi Anonymous, believe me we are pressed when it comes to delivering a new topic everyday for four months. So in your responding comment, leave a topic and we will GLADLY post it tomorrow.
Or...... ANON you could have posted a comment about an experience you had, every new comment sparks a conversation....
I think the variety is fine. I've mentioned before that I get tired of reading about baby dady drama. Again, authors you can not please everybody. Do not fall to delivering complete ignorance because you'll attract an ignorant crowd. Maintain the balance that you have. If the person has nothing to say then they should do something else. Keep up the good work and the variety.
its probably is hard to think of a topic everyday, especially when you have good ones and no one speaks.
The topics are only as good as the commenters make them. If you guys jsut read along and never comment then this might as well be BET with no commercials..
This is not a soap opera or the news, its a blogsite so to help things move along, COMMENT!! as opposed to reading along for boredom and/or laughs....
It kills me that all the READERS who never comment have the nerve to complain. You're not even an active voice on the blog. Miranda Hobbs slams the blog as Miranda. I've slammed a topic as Arm Charm same for Dat Nigga (active voices) You, on the other hand slams it as ANON who has never said anything before . There is a very simple solution, suggest a topic like they mentioned or stop reading. Dat Nui
well it's the laughs and drama that keep people coming and give them an escape from work and every day things they get bombarded with on a regular. I wanna know what's going on in places I don't get to visit or hear about on the news or can find on the internet. Give me a reason to keep coming to your site...
I do comment otherwise I wouldn't be on here but shouldn't the creators of this blog be "creative" enough to come up with interesting topics? Why have a blog if you can't come up with nothing interesting to talk about. Here let me help yall out: Here's one for ya:
Why money/size/sex does matter to both men and women...How's that?
Well Anon # 1, this is no dialogue written to entertain you. Considering that we only post things that we know have affected everyone and/or someone close to them, we wonder why a lot more people don't comment on the BLOG. That's what a blog is.
You said that you're looking for an escape. Well you can't vicariously do that through the life of the people who comment.
Maybe when we sent out our invites, we neglected to describe what a blog is. Our fault for assuming that everyone knew the dynamics of a blog. Sorry but it's not FYE. If you're reading and can relate you comment. That's it that's all.
ANon1 they covered that topic already so I guess it isnt as easy as you though huh?
Next...
We've covered that already in the " The G Spot", "the Man, the Dick and the cause" and one closely related to thi story was "a-dick-ted". Please submit another one.
Don't forget "Sensual Seduction" that touched on your topic also.
who the hell is this disrespecting the blog title, actually hell date is somethign that we all have encountered, if you haven't then try getting out of the house and off of blogsites all day!!!
The topic named sensual seduction wraps what you said in a nutshell, please review the history before suggesting that the creators are creative....
I think you guys are doing fine, Im mean some topics will touch millions some will touch hundreds some wont touch anyone, Oprah has had tired shows before but the bitch still on the air...
People get a grip!!
Miranda have you ever had a HELL DATE?
Thanks ANON #2, but that should be aren't creative....LOL. Which ANON # 1 obviously thinks we're not. You guys are to much and I love it. But seriously to all you readers who tune in just to read, that defies the nature of a blog. A blog is a forum: a place for discussion not to READ because you're looking for entertainment. That expalains why you're disappointed. Some of you are looking for something that a blog isn't.
Everybody who clicked in today has been on a HELL DATE. If not, then that's because they were the HELL DATE. That's real talk.
Don't sit here and explain to grown people with a computers what a blog is. They should stick with the rivers and lakes that they are used to such as the Jerry Springer show. You shouldn't want their type on here anyway. It brings down the property value of the blog.
Anonymous #1 we would still greatly appreciate your topic. Agian, If we haven't covered it already we will post it tomorrow on behalf of Anonymous. Thanks!
well said anon # 3 or 4 or ... well said!!!
you know what AF1 you are right, if you have never been on a bad date then chances are you are a bad date!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many many many moons ago when I was a young sprite working at a coffee shop I befriended a very nice older woman who thought I was a wonderful girl and should make the acquaintance of her nephew which she described as a tall caramel skinned well built man w/luxurious locks my interest was peaked! I told her to set that up immeachitaley!.....................
Do you know when this nucca got to my house he was a 475lb black booger Bear w/the nappiest hair I had ever saw in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to kill that lady when I got back to work the next day!!!!!!!!! I guess your family only see the best in you I cuz I know I didn't!!!!
I need to know why people cant take the I don't want to be bothered hint. For all of you losers out there, if someone doesn't answer their phone for YOU on more than three occasions, then guess what. YOU WERE A HELL DATE and they don't want to be bothered. Stop making excuses and giving dumb reasons to yourself as to why they may not be answering the phone. Obvious Keychia hates to be the bearer of bad news but we don't want to be bothered with your HELL DATE ASS. GEEZ!!!
BRAVO!!!!! Helluva date..
but you know people could argue that you should be up front and say, I don't want to be bothered!!
I don't being afraid to answer my phone so when I don't want to be bothered you are told that immmediately!! LOL
Like I told that Red Lobster Queen!!
I dont want to be mean because then they gonna ask why I don't like them and then Imma have to say, "because one of your legs is shorter than the other" I don;t want to do that....LMMFAOATS!!!!
I often ponder if I have been a hell date for someone! I know I'm not perfect and I can be really difficult at times but I think guys grade on curve cuz they just really wanna get in your pants lol!
I change my numebr a lot for that reason alone. Dat Nigga you will be surprised how many people who you tell that you dont want to be bothered will call a few months down the line just to say hi or to see if you are ok. I had to tell NO MO if you don't see me on the 10 o' clodk news assume I'm okay.
Men think like this, what do I got to lose. One of these times she is gonna say yes. So they keep trying. So many of tehm have no standards and that curve becaomes a rectangle.
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!! I find the more your reject a person the more they want you!
well helluav date you don't have to say why you are unattracted you can just state that you aren't, I mean if they ask why and they walk like they doin the cabbage patch then they deserve to hear the truth.
Like I told dude, when his dumb ass asked why I wasn't attracted..
ME: "well I am really not attracted to big guys"
Him: "well why not"
Me: trying not to get irritated "it's just not my preference is all"
Him: "well why not, have you ever tried dating a big guy, if not how do you know?"
Me: "I never tried a bowl of hot shit either but I know it's not for me!"
No harm done... LOL!!!
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AF1 you betta start labeling numbers as "don't answer me Im tired" so when they come through it says just that!!!
I have no idea who half the numbers are in my phone that are labled that but if a "dont answer me" comes through I heed the warning chile...
I named that number that for a reason, and while my mind may not remember my heart knows that there was a good a reason for doing so!!!
I will not change ME to get away from YOU!!
HERE HERE !!! DAT NIGGA!!!
I second that Dat nigga!! And Im about to start doing that today...
BP08 you might as well hang it up, you'll never get a phone call answered again!!! LMAO!!!
you're on the late show Miranda, as always, I was the one who informed Dat Nigga on how to do that...
why do you think my phone is never answered when you call? Its because I labeled it Salvation Army...
Go sell them knock off Gucci purses somewhere else Back Alley Sally...
I know if someone doesn't answer the phone for me I take the hint it just baffles me why other people don't get the hint when you don't answer for them. I had a guy wait six months after I had not been answering his phones to try and a call again to see if I would answer guess what? I did not answer that phone for his azz!
don't you hate that hint hint...
But what I hate more than that is when they try to get slick and call you from another number...
Right after I get off of the phone with them, I label that number "Don't answer me either!" and I just repeat the process so they'll just be seacrching the city to find a phone whose number I will answer...
don't do me, do your hint acknowledgment skills!!
Right, I just changed my number a month ago and to appease clowns that I tell I haev a boyfriend who still want to plead their case, I put their number on my screen...they think its stored but when I close my phone it disappears.
Well the other day I accidently hit send for a CLOWN. This man calls and texts me fifty time a day. This was last Monday. I hit ignore and never reply to his texts. So tell me Dat Nigga, how am I suppose to shake this creep?
But Dat Nigga you said that you should tell them taht you dont want to be bothered so why do you have a "dont answer me" contact?
But Dat Nigga you said that you should tell them taht you dont want to be bothered so why do you have a "dont answer me" contact?
I got one, why I meet this dude and he wasn't my type...cute though just a little shorter and lighter than I like them. Anyway I found out this clown was married by his wife but what about she tried to confront me wearing knee-high, stonewashed, patch work boots with a wooden heel. WTF!!!!
Make it so bad she's from AFRICA. I said look Miss FOO FOO, I don;t know why he treat you like ANI-MAL. Matter of a fact I dont know what you wear to battle oxen and lions while vine swinging in the jungle but you need dress appropriately when you come round these urban parts. BOO!
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed-e Ed-e Why you treat me like animal?
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
I would like to make a suggestion to discuss a topic about wives that get bent out of shape with the other woman when indeed your husband neglected to mention that you even exist.
Since Anon couldn't think of nothing, hopefully this would suffice.
My name is Arm Charm and I approve this message.
(Have some balls next time ANON#1)
I know right arm charm! Deal with your man never deal with the woman cuz most time these boyfriends/husbands ain't telling nobody they are attached anyway so how you gonna get mad at me cuz I didn't know yo azz existed!
Right, that micro braider got on my damn nerves.
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so did somebody's low rent ass girlfriend! sounding like she 15yrs old cackling in my ear on my damn phone!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and he still says that they ain't married. So my thing is why should I believe her when their stories don't match. Sucks to be her. Maybe if their husbands had a little more respect for them then others would too. You really can't expect me to show you respect when he doesn't. Hell he wont even claim you.
Skillet is that you????
Tis me saucepan!!!!!!!!
Skillet, what about I met this dude named Shioou....right!!! Anyway, he called me, I missed the call, returned it only to hear the name Sean jacskon on his vmail greeting. So we were suppose to meet up and he text me addressing me as FOOL, using WORD UP and tolf me I was wack. Then he called me at 4:40am this Sunday. So i cussed his ass out yesterday and then he had the nerve to ask why isn't his phone number stored in my phone. The muh fuckas is crazy. Shy-oou aka Sean Jenkins.
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!! sounds like you have the "Where do they get them and why do they keep sending them to me syndrome"
^^^^^^^^^^^ has a case of that syndrome too!!!!!!!!!!! lmmfao!!!
I have a "don't asnwer me" contact for those who don't understand that I don't want to be bothered, bill collectors, telemarketers etc
Some of my friends whose mouths I didn't want to hear anymore have fallen into that category as well...
Girl dem BOOTS!!!!!
Why did her hair look like where here boots should reside and her boots look like where her hair shoulda been....
awww AF1 shiooou was a mess!!!
Wasn't his real name Rodney Jenkins or something!!
Played out ass
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He says he's from Iowa and he just has to get used to Chicago women. I'm like Oh Naw another Hoosier.
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!
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