Saturday, January 31, 2009
Astrologically Speaking
Astrology is the scientific code to the soul. Got a question about a relationship a friendship, or any random situation. Try the Professors Grey and Xtra. What have you got to lose besides the problem you came here with. Don't forget to click the title link!!
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Dear Professor,
I am a Leo male and I have just been introduced to a Pisces female. How compatible are we?
Dear Cat man,
Don't waste your time with whiny Pisces. You are King and are only looking for a new kingdom to conquer. Your feelings are as deep as the jungle ruins you inhabit. The Pisces female will require attention that you are not ready to give. You are the controller of your own destiny and there is no way an asshole and a pussy should mate!
Next Caller
Dear Lion-o,
The Pisces creature is a very complex individual. She will crave attention, support and undying loyalty. Being that Pisces live in the land of dream everything about a relationship will waver on the line of fantasy. To keep her attention you must be gentle, kind, spontaneaous as well as consistant. If you are looking for a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets you have met your match. She is the epitome of class and realness and as long as your Regal attitude of the true King that you are doesn't over rule the warmth that your heart can provide you should be fine.
Dear Lion-o,
The Pisces creature is a very complex individual. She will crave attention, support and undying loyalty. Being that Pisces live in the land of dream everything about a relationship will waver on the line of fantasy. To keep her attention you must be gentle, kind, spontaneaous as well as consistant. If you are looking for a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets you have met your match. She is the epitome of class and realness and as long as your Regal attitude of the true King that you are doesn't over rule the warmth that your heart can provide you should be fine.
Dear Professor,
Here's the problem. I am a cancer shot by a Sagittarius Male. I need to know what kinds of things to expect and how to keep him from shooting anyone else with his arrows.
Dear Mrs Crab Tree,
You are the water child, daughter of the moon. You are a nurturing being that needs a lover to breathe in as you breathe out. Unfortunately The Sagittarian is a hunter and must trailblaze new areas in life to fulfill their destiny. They have a loyal idea of where home is but they do not feel that out of sight means out of mind. If you can deal with that then you will keep him near, once you start to complain, kiss your union goodbye an start looking for the close encounters of the third kind.
Dear Mrs Crab Tree,
Please don't waste your time waiting for the Sagittarian emotions. He is fire and the world is stage and all the world are characters. The smile they hide masks their confusion and while you are thinking that you have their approval, they are really just thinking of the next thing to say. My advice, smile back, fuck like jack rabbits because the only emotions that fire can handle is their own.
Next Caller,
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